ASQ (12 Viewers)

[IliveForJuve]

You can say that for every girl in every continent though.

Why do can you tell a girl is English or Dutch or Eastern European? Why can you tell a girl is African or South American?

You're earning yourself missing teeth and a badly broken nose.

 

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[Nzoric]

Well those two continents did use to be one - so it's only natural that the girls look alike?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Why do men have nipples?

 

[Elvin]

because initially at the early stages of fetus-ness we are all female. Only later balls and penis drops. Nipples stay.

Learned that from a House MD episode actually. And people say TV is useless.

 

[JCK]

because initially at the early stages of fetus-ness we are all female. Only later balls and penis drops. Nipples stay.

Learned that from a House MD episode actually. And people say TV is useless.

Actually to be more precise, we all have neutral sex when we are in the early stages.

 

[bianconero]

I have the Qur'an on my kindle, should I, therefore, put it on the highest place in the room?

 

[Nzoric]

If a chicken does LSD, does it lay easter eggs?

 

[Lilith]

Why don't men have same instinctual bitchiness upon meeting each other for the first time like a lot of women do?

 

[Bozi]

Why don't men have same instinctual bitchiness upon meeting each other for the first time like a lot of women do?

because we are all too busy flapping around like a peacock trying to be the dominant male

 

[Red]

Why is waving an imaginary card at a referee such a terrible crime?

In what was is it worse than walking up to the ref and saying, "Don't you think that tackle was worth a yellow/red card?"?

I don't understand why people, especially the English, get so outraged at the waving of an imaginary card.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Because it's annoying? Or because it's undermining the ref's authority in full view of everyone?

 

[Red]

I'm not saying people should pressure the ref, but I don't see waving a card at him as being worse than talking to him.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I guess the card waving makes it harder on the ref because the crowd gets involved. But I don't really see cards given for that often.

 

[Red]

It's more the media reaction to card waving.

Mancini waved an imaginary card at the ref last night, so people are going overboard criticising it.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Ah. I guess it's just something they hate to see.

 

[The Curr]

The British football media love an excuse to act outraged.

 

[Stevie]

The british media are pathetic low forms of life... end of.

 

[The Curr]

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[Stevie]

I wish i knew Italian and could read italian papers or watch their sky... i knwo they arent perfect either but the drama in italian football is very entertaining i am so sick and bored of sky sports uk and the english media

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

How do you get Youtube to film you?