ASQ (25 Viewers)

[bianconero]

Have wasps any function other than to spoil picnics?

 

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[ALC]

They pollinate flowers.

 

[bianconero]

They pollinate flowers.

There is no pollen in my cucumber sandwich, or my chilled Pims!

So you see they are useless other than to spoil lovely days on the beach, are they not?

 

[Elvin]

Why do they say India is colorful? All I see is brown.

 

[Salvo]

Would the world be a better place if we were all communist? What is stronger love or hate?

 

[Elvin]

You mean Socialists? Everywhere would be like Sweden, as in full of tall, well-toned, blue-eyed, gorgeous blonds, so I'd say yes.

 

[Salvo]

How would everyone be blonde and blue eyed? I meant Marxist Socialism.

 

[Elvin]

This system has to change that's for sure. I say we invent Environmental Resoursfulism.

 

[Suns]

So now when Paul McCartney sings "When I'm 64", should he sing "When I Was 64"?

 

[bilbaogeorge]

Can't you ask the abode you're affairs it from to bear it for you?

 

[The Curr]

Why do men have nipples?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Symmetry.

 

[bianconero]

Is it because of his face and hair that makes me dislike Djokovic, and am
I alone in this feeling?

 

[JCK]

Is it because of his face and hair that makes me dislike Djokovic, and am
I alone in this feeling?

I don't mind him but I get annoyed how one-sided his meetings with Nadal have become, I just don't understand why Nadal starts making all these mistakes and useless efforts that end up in smoke.

You did not tell me though why you didn't like the opening ceremony, better why did you think it's crap?

 

[bianconero]

I don't mind him but I get annoyed how one-sided his meetings with Nadal have become, I just don't understand why Nadal starts making all these mistakes and useless efforts that end up in smoke.

You did not tell me though why you didn't like the opening ceremony, better why did you think it's crap?

I hate these ceremonies, they all merge into one. Dancing people, on the ground, in the air, giant sized, strangely coloured. Fireworks, colourful lighting. Normally crap music from crap pop "stars". Too long, much too long. Wondering how they do that, how long did they practice to do that, why they bothered to do that?

The best ceremonies I can recall were the weird and bizarre Barcelona Olympics and the Sydney Olympics which had the Bananas in Pajamas I'm it.

Football shops avoid opening and closing ceremonies, or keep them relevant.

I'd much rather had seen a match with past greats the other night.

 

[swag]

Is it because of his face and hair that makes me dislike Djokovic, and am
I alone in this feeling?

That you give a damn about a sport going on in my country when I don't is laughable at that much at least.

 

[Red]

I don't mind him but I get annoyed how one-sided his meetings with Nadal have become, I just don't understand why Nadal starts making all these mistakes and useless efforts that end up in smoke.

Because Nadal has finally come up against someone who can beat him at his own game and doesn't know how to change tactics to deal with it.

He just takes on bigger risks and tries to hit the ball even harder, which only result in more errors most of the time.

 

[Bozi]

I don't mind him but I get annoyed how one-sided his meetings with Nadal have become, I just don't understand why Nadal starts making all these mistakes and useless efforts that end up in smoke.

You did not tell me though why you didn't like the opening ceremony, better why did you think it's crap?

sounds just like Andy Murray when he comes up against Nadal




and Djokovic




and Federer

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Why when you put two '1's together, they look different?

Like this: 11.

Don't you see that the second '1' looks a little bolder? Mind boggling.

 

[Ford Prefect]

How do i get over glossophobia?

When i was at school i fucking loved public speaking and getting involved in debates - i even volunteered to represent palestine at the model united nations....now as soon as someone mentions that i have speak in front of people i panic and pretty much pass out...i dont get it.

During the icebreakers at my first lecture i could barely get a word out and all i had to do was say my name...bleak times.