Arrr, well, how be you all Ju'entini goin' t' celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day? Garr. (6 Viewers)

[swag]

Aye, september 19, e'eryone Garrrrr.

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Ahoy, and for you Englishmen? A pence for an old man o'de sea?:
http://www.yarr.org.uk/

Aye, how be you goin' t' celebrate? Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

Yarrrrrrr!

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Greggor, you be the crazy.

 

[HelterSkelter]

 

[Martin]

Not a big fan tbh, greg..

 

[Tifoso]

Hardy har har, you scurvey dog.

 

[swag]

Ahhh, Martin, can't you just live for the mockery of national days of <insert pet issue here>?

From:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. **

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.


** - my favorite

 

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++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

:LOL:

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by swag ] ++

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

I'm going to use that one

 

[Tifoso]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++



I'm going to use that one

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Centrocampista]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++



I'm going to use that one

About that:

we all know a woman is built for things like that up front, but you're not supposed to take the backyard entrance. Doesn't it hurt like hell?

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Centrocampista ] ++
About that:

Oh woops I meant more like joking around with it, in case none of you got that :redface:

we all know a woman is built for things like that up front, but you're not supposed to take the backyard entrance. Doesn't it hurt like hell?

Not if done right and you should ask a woman if things "up front" can hurt - she'll verify they can