Are these people (in)sane? (1 Viewer)

[Zlatan]

Check this out. It all sounds like a bunch of horse crap, so I asked them about it

First their website


And then their Yahoo group

 

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[Zlatan]

Bloody hell

Could one of the mods please change the title to "Are these people (in)sane"

What the hell is wrong with me and my English these days :undecide:

 

[Hydde]

:LOL:... check this list....

"LIST OF SOME USES OF TELE HYPNOSIS, TELE HYPNOSIS PRO, SELF HYPNOSIS ENGINEERING STUDIO AND SELF HYPNOSIS ENGINEERING STUDIO PRO:

-Cast powerful love spells
-Influence your home animals like dog and cat
-Self control of premature ejaculation without tantra exercises
-***** enhancement and enlargement
-Improve your telepathy skill to send succesful telepathic commands
-Recover memory of past lives and improve the success of regressions and other methods related to reincarnation and memory of a past life :dazed:
-Grow hair
-Grow taller"


Man, this softwares must be the latest thing in the market :thumb:

 

[mikhail]

Don't laugh. It's probably leaked Microsoft research.

 

[Zlatan]

Yeah, they're too hot for the shelves, they have to keep them in specially constructed refrigirated rooms

 

[Tom]

I changed the name for you

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
I changed the name for you

Thanks mate, my spelling is shite lately

 

[Tom]

thats what drink does to people

 

[Zlatan]

You're holding up pretty well then


Anyways, I dont drink. Ever.

 

[Martin]

Good for you

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by -Z- ] ++
You're holding up pretty well then

Well you see I only drink at weekends

good for you by the way, god knows I've tried but I just ain't strong enough :frown: I did manage three months without alcohol though..it makes a lot of difference to your fitness!

 

[Zlatan]

Yeah, it's easier to quit if you never start

I dont drink, smoke, nor do drugs. I'm a real

 

[mikhail]

So od a lot of things Tom. Guinness is good for the heart (in moderation), and wine is an anti-oxidant, so drinking has some benefits to go with the numerous, life-destroying problems.

 

[flieeeekke]

bloody hell, no alcohol for 3 months? damn, my friends tried to stop but managed only two weeks.
1/2 pack of cigarettes a day. bunch of beer every weekend. but NO drugs. damn, my life is sad. :down::frown:

 

[Tom]

++ [ originally posted by -Z- ] ++
Yeah, it's easier to quit if you never start

I dont drink, smoke, nor do drugs. I'm a real

well one out of three ain't bad either

mikhail, didn't know that..about guiness. Knew the bit about wine but then wine is horrible so I won't be benefitting from that anyway !

 

[mikhail]

++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
mikhail, didn't know that..about guiness.

It came out in a fairly recent study. It's only guinness though, it doesn't work for any other common beer.

 

[KB824]

Wow, I was Peru's Gross National Product for a few years about 18 years ago.

But drug-free since 1987.


A glass of wine a day does the body good, though.