Antonio Conte (182 Viewers)

[Rabbit]

Funny stuff i read here


What they remember

- underestimating shaktar first half
- learning the danes can dig in quite well
- we arent fluently scoring in italy (2.22 goals/game for and 0.44 goals against, is provincial mid table team)


what they forget

- napoli who soly focus on the league got 3 chances against us
- we are first with 1 draw, 8 wins, best defence, and best attack without having a cavani.
- comming back 2-2 against chelsea, with a good second half, and hazard was nowere to be seen entire game.
- second half against shaktar we matched them
- danes got 0 chances against us, also domminated chelsea and in lesser margain shaktar, but cant score
- teams create allmost no chances against us
- CONTE ISNT ON THE $#@!ING BENCH! carrera and alessio never chance tactics during the game, just half time, conte would correct immediatly and fires on players. a massively underrated aspect of conte on the bench.


what they conclude

=> we dont score fluently, and are third in the group, so we are mediocre in europe, lucky in italy, and there are at least 10 teams better against us


what they should conclude

=> of those 10 teams, 5 would hardly create a chance against us
=> 2 would be having a hard time since they rely on their forwards only, whilst we are pretty good at neutralising forwards
=> leaving 3 teams clearly better then us.

what would have happened if this impressive bunker had 1 clinical striker

- 9 wins in serie a and 6 point gap with trashtown
- killed the danes with a 2 goal diffrence
- probably killed shaktar in the second half

hear hear

 

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[Van Helsing]

Funny stuff i read here


What they remember

- underestimating shaktar first half
- learning the danes can dig in quite well
- we arent fluently scoring in italy (2.22 goals/game for and 0.44 goals against, is provincial mid table team)


what they forget

- napoli who soly focus on the league got 3 chances against us
- we are first with 1 draw, 8 wins, best defence, and best attack without having a cavani.
- comming back 2-2 against chelsea, with a good second half, and hazard was nowere to be seen entire game.
- second half against shaktar we matched them
- danes got 0 chances against us, also domminated chelsea and in lesser margain shaktar, but cant score
- teams create allmost no chances against us
- CONTE ISNT ON THE FUCKING BENCH! carrera and alessio never chance tactics during the game, just half time, conte would correct immediatly and fires on players. a massively underrated aspect of conte on the bench.


what they conclude

=> we dont score fluently, and are third in the group, so we are mediocre in europe, lucky in italy, and there are at least 10 teams better against us


what they should conclude

=> of those 10 teams, 5 would hardly create a chance against us
=> 2 would be having a hard time since they rely on their forwards only, whilst we are pretty good at neutralising forwards
=> leaving 3 teams clearly better then us.

what would have happened if this impressive bunker had 1 clinical striker

- 9 wins in serie a and 6 point gap with trashtown
- killed the danes with a 2 goal diffrence
- probably killed shaktar in the second half

don't tire yourself.serie a is not a true reference.we need two players for upfront like Jojo and Cavani.because MVP every time is saving our ass.

 

[Linebreak]

But who really cares.

Obviously you do.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Linebreaks bitching before the beginning of last season was epic.

 

[Zacheryah]

don't tire yourself.serie a is not a true reference.we need two players for upfront like Jojo and Cavani.because MVP every time is saving our ass.

2 players ?


seriously, just 1 clinical striker +vucinic and we become semi final material

 

[Linebreak]

Linebreaks bitching before the beginning of last season was epic.

you know you love it.

 

[oldlady87]

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

 

[RAMI-N]

BOSS.

 

[Van Helsing]

2 players ?


seriously, just 1 clinical striker +vucinic and we become semi final material

unacceptable.semi final can not be our last stop at this time! I don't want to waste our old champions.you know Pirlo will be 34 years old next year,Buffon 35 and Barzagli 32

 

[Nenz]

that is an excellent analysis mr genius poster!

i salute you sir... *applause*

chapeu mon ami

i actually have a boner from this post. my d-ick is usually like this (_)_)////////D now it is like this (_)_)/D

boner.

 

[Linebreak]

Get your sheet sorted coz it's not working.

 

[Zacheryah]

unacceptable.semi final can not be our last stop at this time! I don't want to waste our old champions.you know Pirlo will be 34 years old next year,Buffon 35 and Barzagli 32

semi final would be an incredible achievement at this point of time.


If we want to rebuild ourselves, we shoulnt take the short path and put ourselves in insurmountable dept and end up like milan.

Instead, we have to be patient and only sign players for prices and wages we can economically afford.

If you disagree with that, i suggest you to read marotta's and agnelli's recent statements about finances, or better, the annual financial report due in januari.


so far it seems we created 23 mil extra income, but "halved our losses"
means we are still, making deficit.

 

[Jem83]

CONTE!!

Words can't describe how much I love this man. Can't wait to have him back on the bench!

 

[Hust]

He wins without being on the bench.

 

[Fake Melo]

This man is posessed

 

[GrandeGigi]

unacceptable.semi final can not be our last stop at this time! I don't want to waste our old champions.you know Pirlo will be 34 years old next year,Buffon 35 and Barzagli 32

We haven't won a European game in a few years and you are talking about a Semi Final being our minimum objective. I think the saying take one game at a time is applicable here as at this stage most of us would be delighted to just win our next game against Norshalala and keep our chances alive.

 

[Linebreak]

Not feeling it like last year - there's a slight drop in passion and that may be due to his sideline absence.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Not feeling it like last year - there's a slight drop in passion and that may be due to his sideline absence.

It's probably one of the main reasons.

I just can't wait to see our coach back on the sidelines going mental whenever we score or a player misplaces a pass

 

[Nardonejuve]

I might be wrong and don't fully know that cut off for this trophy but how was conte not short listed for coach of the year?