Can you imagine that discussion?
VB - Give me Fernando, Rolando and Aguero.
Marotta - You can have Pazienza, Marco Motta and Floro Flores.
VB - No thanks. I hope you'll at least pick up the tab on dinner.
Marotta - It was a loan with an option. Go force yourself to vomit.
I'm thinking more along the lines of something like this.
Marotta- OK, we have the years and salary squared away. Let's talk about players.
VB- Sure. Here is a list of who I want
Marotta- Hulk?? **snickers** Hulk??
VB- Yes. Hulk. What's the problem
Marotta- Uhm..............He's a comic book character
VB- You're kidding, right?
Marotta- Now, I don't know if I can get Hulk, but I can check on the status of Iron Man and Captain America **snickers**
VB- This has to be a joke.
Marotta- No, I'm just kidding. Oh wait hold on. I think that's the Batphone I hear ringing. Maybe Robin is free for the next few years HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..................
VB- I'm outta here
Marotta (Grabs cellphone)- "Hey Andrea. I just spoke to Villas Boas. He says that he wants Hulk. I told him that I will try for Captain America and Iron Man instead.
Agnelli-.............................................................................
Marotta- Andrea?
Agnelli- What. I'm here. I'm sending you something right now
Marotta- Ok.
Marotta- "Youtube.com Hulk Porto Wonder Goals". Oh No. Andrea, I'm so sor....................
Agnelli- (click)