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[The Pado]

what else is there to do on a sunday evening?

You are welcome to join my Masturbating Group, The Jerkoffs. We get together every sunday and whack off separately and then meet to discuss the experience. Bring your own porn, toys, etc. I always bring a fine collection of women's footwear. after the discussion we usually watch sports on television, order pizza and drink alcohol. Great fun.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, I thought you died.

 

[swag]

Waterboarding Mr. Fappy since the new year will give that impression.

 

[The Pado]

Dude, I thought you died.

Many thought that but I was able to recover. Still coming back. Good to be reanimated.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What happened?

 

[The Pado]

Nothing too bad, but continually fighting a MRSA infection that is damn hard to kill off. I'm clear now for 19 days. I think that we'll know over the next 3 to 10 days whether I'm past this shit for a while.

 

[swag]

That's what you get for banging those mail-order Somalian trannies, Pado.

 

[The Pado]

I fucked a dozen Brazilian trannies, and scores of Asian Ladyboys, but committed my heart to Big Balls Bethany long before any Somali trannies came on the scene.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Why didn't you call?

 

[blondu]

glad to have you back pado

 

[The Pado]

Why didn't you call?

Was home with the MRSA, watching Juve-Bayern on Fox, so with a 2-hour delay. when you called I didn't answer because I did not want to know the result. After the match, I was too furious to talk to you. Then, I found out you put your dick in my cup of beer and you were then dead to me.

 

[Enron]

Detroit signed Kyle Van Den Bosh today. Big pick up for them.

 

[swag]

Detroit signed Kyle Van Den Bosh today. Big pick up for them.

I hear he's the NFL's answer to Pango Bieskiatsky.

 

[Bjerknes]

Detroit signed Kyle Van Den Bosh today. Big pick up for them.

Three-year Pro Bowler? Defensive End?

Sounds good to me. Starting to address what we need.

 

[Enron]

One and the same.

 

[The Pado]

Matt Millen would have never been able to pull that one off.

 

[Bjerknes]

Definitely not.

Much praise should be given to coach Schwartz for getting his man. And also Mr. Mayhew who seems to be doing a good job after years of disaster.

 

[The Pado]

What the Vikings should tell Favre:
"You have a contact to play next season, so we are planning on you being our quarterback. If, for some reason, you don't think you can commit to that, you better notify us before the first day of the draft. If you fail to notify us and later decide to retire, we will sue you and the damages to our franchise could range from $30 Million to $100 Million. Oh, and it will be a Minneapolis jury determining the amount."

 

[Enron]

The Lions also gave Nate Burelson a $25 million contract. So...

 

[Bjerknes]

I never really followed the Seahawks. How did he do there?