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KB824

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Sep 16, 2003
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What would you guys say if I told you that M.C. Hammer was part of Michael Crabtree's negotiating team??

I'm saying this with a straight face as my head is shaking left and right in a You gotta be shitting me type of motion
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
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SHouldn't Hammer be the last person to give anyone financial advice??

Unless the advice is "Yo Michael. Everything I did, do the opposite"

I'd rather get sobriety and dieting tips from Chris Farley
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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What would you guys say if I told you that M.C. Hammer was part of Michael Crabtree's negotiating team??

I'm saying this with a straight face as my head is shaking left and right in a You gotta be shitting me type of motion
I would say that the 49ers should avoid Crabtree like a flaming herpes sore on a crack whore.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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What would you say if I told you, in all seriousness, that when AC/DC wrote and recorded "Big Balls", they did not consult with me at all. I believe this single act was what led Bethany to seek her freedom.
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
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Well, it looks like today is the day for Wide Receivers. The NFL Kind, not the Burke-on-a-whiskey-binge kind.


It is being reported that the Niners have come to terms with Michael Crabtree on a 6 year deal. Apparently the breaking point was Crabtree's mom, who has a ton of respect for Mike Singletary, adn believes that he can be a more positive influence on him than his "posse" has been.

Also, this just in.


It seems that the Cleveland Browns have traded Braylon Edwards to the New York Jets. Details of the trade have not been disclosed
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
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I just realized something.


The Niners accused the New York Jets of tampering with Michael Crabtree.

The Jets Deny the allegations.

The negotiations drag on.


Suddenly, the Niners come to agreement with Michael Crabtree on a 6 year contract.


Shortly thereafter, the Jets trade for Braylon Edwards, once the announcement that Crabtree has signed has been made official.


Hmmmmm............................See what I'm getting at?
 

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