Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (14 Viewers)

[Gabriel]

a hard worker.

Really?

He should work here then:

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Bjerknes]

Are you hoping he dies in another 9/11?

 

[X Æ A-12]

No one kills Killa Cam

thats just ridiculous

Fucker rejected my FB friend request.

He is a dead man.

Really?

He should work here then:

Whut?

 

[Gabriel]

Huh?

I'm hoping he leaves football for a construction job.

 

[.zero]

Are you hoping he dies in another 9/11?

Ya I thought that was ground zero or something

What about Killa Kyle? :eyebrows:

Killa Kyle is a god among ants

 

[Gabriel]

Really? it was the first image in google images for "construction site"

 

[X Æ A-12]

Killa Kyle is a god among ants

Shut up, slut baby.

 

[.zero]

As you wish, cobra commander

 

[Bjerknes]

Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects, it was you nigga, tell the truth nigga.

Amauri knocked down the towers.

 

[.zero]

Amauri threw Miccoli at the towers to knock them down

who knew that years later they would play together in Sicily

 

[Tommy]

.........

 

[Furia Ceca]

Amauri to score the 25 goals he promised

 

[Rollie]

Actually, he only promised 20. 2 down, 18 to go... actually, it we roll with the strikers we have now, he stays healthy, and we buy a couple nice pieces for the flanks (LB & winger)... 16-20 goals is not out of the question at all. Didn't he have 14 the first season with us?

Edit: Checked Wiki, says 12 in league, 2 in Europe for 14 in 44 total.

 

[Powis]

Amauri to score the 25 goals he promised

He promised slightly less, 20 goals i heard.

 

[Hust]

Did you guys know that Hustini actually paid for Amauri's wages? He bought a jersey and the exact same money was directly deposited into Amauri's account.

It was awesome, I loved seeing that financial transaction, and hopefully more people will buy jerseys to support Amauri's meager salary.

A sphincter says what?

To bad he can't afford Diego's wages too, guess we just have to sell him.












and kill Hustini.

bring it slut.

My conscience is clear. I bought mine bootleg off of a corner in St. James.

My conscious is clear, I own nothing of Amauri.

No one kills Killa Cam

thats just ridiculous

Fo shizzle. Kyle is about to get messed up

Really?

He should work here then:

If we were to use a brick for every time Amauri missed a shot on goal our stadium would be done and ready for our season opener in a few weeks.

Fucker rejected my FB friend request.

He is a dead man.


Whut?

A sphincter says whut? Dude, I don't remember getting a FB call from yo nigga ass, and if I denied it it's only because I didn't know it was you...send again, I will see if I can make space for you in my friends lists...kinda tight these days.

Amauri to score the 25 goals he promised

Is that like his salary? In 4 year installments?

 

[Gamaro]

Really?

He should work here then:

 

[Furia Ceca]

Actually, he only promised 20. 2 down, 18 to go... actually, it we roll with the strikers we have now, he stays healthy, and we buy a couple nice pieces for the flanks (LB & winger)... 16-20 goals is not out of the question at all. Didn't he have 14 the first season with us?

Edit: Checked Wiki, says 12 in league, 2 in Europe for 14 in 44 total.

I agree, 15 goals should be a piece of cake with proper players to feed him the ball.
He looks motivated this season.

He promised slightly less, 20 goals i heard.

Well he should score the extra 5 as an apology for last season!

 

[X Æ A-12]

A sphincter says whut? Dude, I don't remember getting a FB call from yo nigga ass, and if I denied it it's only because I didn't know it was you...send again, I will see if I can make space for you in my friends lists...kinda tight these days.

lol I'm not actually tripping over this.

I understand that your Facebook friends list must be pretty exclusive, you know seeing as how important it is.

And did you make a Wayne's World reference? If so then

 

[Furia Ceca]

Is that like his salary? In 4 year installments?

Have a little faith my friend, don't put him down... He might be a member here!

 

[Dostoevsky]

lol

http://www.calciomercato.com/juventus/amauri-denunciato-per-oltraggio-a-pubblico-ufficiale

Parking problems and a fine was insulting them