Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (19 Viewers)

[Ahmed]

Yeah, I think that was it. I remember your comment about two of Zenit's players having a tent near the corner flag.

loool yea, that was a good one, if I may say so myself

 

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[Marc]

To sum things up:

Our success is based on one of these three factors:
1- Our core players (we have two of them on the field, the rest are injured)
2- The crisis our opponents are in (all teams we met bar Inter, Napoli and Palermo are in a crisis)
3- Our ability to send other teams into supreme boredom and catch them while they're snoring and slam

Is there any other reason? because our opponents have improved much much much more than us and we not only didn't move forward, WE FELL BEHIND

I had tears out of laughing reading this post.

 

[Lion]

To sum things up:

Our success is based on one of these three factors:
1- Our core players (we have two of them on the field, the rest are injured)
2- The crisis our opponents are in (all teams we met bar Inter, Napoli and Palermo are in a crisis)
3- Our ability to send other teams into supreme boredom and catch them while they're snoring and slam

Is there any other reason? because our opponents have improved much much much more than us and we not only didn't move forward, WE FELL BEHIND

oh and you forgot one last one, Ranieri is lucky that it's the players that win him the match, not his tactics.

classic.

 

[Byrone]

To sum things up:

Our success is based on one of these three factors:
1- Our core players (we have two of them on the field, the rest are injured)
2- The crisis our opponents are in (all teams we met bar Inter, Napoli and Palermo are in a crisis)
3- Our ability to send other teams into supreme boredom and catch them while they're snoring and slam

Is there any other reason? because our opponents have improved much much much more than us and we not only didn't move forward, WE FELL BEHIND

That is priceless!

 

[DelpieroForLife]

7 - Ranieri has rediscovered Nicola Legrottaglie, so long a flop but now a key member of Juventus

No it wasn't Ranieri who rediscover Legro, it was

 

[JCK]

No it wasn't Ranieri who rediscover Legro, it was

You got it all wrong. It was Legrottaglie who discovered Jesus and then Ranieri discovered Legrottaglie.

 

[Snoop]

wasn't Molinaro who discovered Jesus and sold him for ten pesos?

 

[Ahmed]

 

[Eddy]

I love snoop

 

[Cuti]

Amauri should play for Italy cause all Brazilians with Juve choke

 

[JuveYank]

@ Cronios,

you keep going on about you know our future and it looks bad...well let me tell you about the PRESENT:

1 - We are very much in the Scudetto race, only 6 points behind Inter

2 - We topped our CL group convincingly and are now playing against Chelsea in the biggest match of the Champions League knockout stage

3 - Since Ranieri became Coach, we have scored the most goals amongst Italian teams (102 goals, 2 more than Inter)

4 - Last year and again this season, we have the 2nd best defence in Italy

5 - We have concentrated more on the Juventus youth policy and whenever called for duty, the youngsters have performed extremely well

6 - Ranieri has found Chiellini's best position and he is now rightly considered one of the best CBs in the world

7 - Ranieri has rediscovered Nicola Legrottaglie, so long a flop but now a key member of Juventus

8 - Against the remaining big 3 of Italy , our record is 5 wins, 4 draws and 2 defeats (1 in Coppa)...

9 - And Molinaro? he is our most improved player this season and deservedly has the LB starting spot

10 - Secco? has had his questionable signings (Andrade Almiron) but has on the majority greatly increased the depth and quality of a squad decimated by Calciopoli

SPOT ON! That was very well said my friend!

 

[Ahmed]

Grazie bro

 

[memo_juve]

@ Cronios,

you keep going on about you know our future and it looks bad...well let me tell you about the PRESENT:

1 - We are very much in the Scudetto race, only 6 points behind Inter

2 - We topped our CL group convincingly and are now playing against Chelsea in the biggest match of the Champions League knockout stage

3 - Since Ranieri became Coach, we have scored the most goals amongst Italian teams (102 goals, 2 more than Inter)

4 - Last year and again this season, we have the 2nd best defence in Italy

5 - We have concentrated more on the Juventus youth policy and whenever called for duty, the youngsters have performed extremely well

6 - Ranieri has found Chiellini's best position and he is now rightly considered one of the best CBs in the world

7 - Ranieri has rediscovered Nicola Legrottaglie, so long a flop but now a key member of Juventus

8 - Against the remaining big 3 of Italy , our record is 5 wins, 4 draws and 2 defeats (1 in Coppa)...

9 - And Molinaro? he is our most improved player this season and deservedly has the LB starting spot

10 - Secco? has had his questionable signings (Andrade Almiron) but has on the majority greatly increased the depth and quality of a squad decimated by Calciopoli

well said..


but i dis-agree on points 6 & 7 ... totally wrong

 

[Marc]

Point N° 6 is totally wrong but what is so wrong with point N° 7 ?

 

[Ahmed]

it's not totally wrong...granted that we had an acute CB shortage but Ranieri should still be credited with allowing Chiellini to flourish in that position...

 

[Marc]

it's not totally wrong...granted that we had an acute CB shortage but Ranieri should still be credited with allowing Chiellini to flourish in that position...

This post explains why the point N° 7 is right.

 

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[Enoran]

He looks like a very young Mustafa Hadji, the Moroccan player

 

[Bjerknes]

In some ways I want Amauri to play for the Azzurri so he can stick it to these fake fascists in a minority of their fan base, but then again he shouldn't choose two nations that don't really want to accept him for who he is.

 

[Osman]

Who is he, a Kryptonian?