Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (14 Viewers)

[Albertmare]

rep

"A person who farts in their own bathwater."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twirp
explanation number 5

and

"One who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles."

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

"A person who farts in their own bathwater."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=twirp
explanation number 5

and

"One who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles."

Amauri wouldnt even be able to fart, he'd just straight shit in the bath tub

 

[Linebreak]

He use to score some nice goals - was just watching some youtube of his goals

What happened to him?

He was much slimmer than he is now and was as a result much more mobile

 

[Fake Melo]

He is suffering from lack of confidence and injury-problems. Every time he gets injured and is on his way to make a return, Iaq gets injured and Amauri plays full matches without being fit and then he get injured again and the same thing happens to Iaq.

 

[blondu]

when you have more goals scored with your head than with your feet then you have problems..there cannot be 2 jan kollers

 

[Gian]

He is suffering from lack of confidence and injury-problems. Every time he gets injured and is on his way to make a return, Iaq gets injured and Amauri plays full matches without being fit and then he get injured again and the same thing happens to Iaq.

Nah, last year he had a long spell without injuries and he still was poor every game. He needs to get the fuck out of here and Iaq can be second choice striker, just after my precious Pazzini.

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

 

[ALC]

Amauri's like a cockroach. It just won't go away and is ugly as shit.

 

[MoeSalim]

did he do a plastic surgery of some kind .... I mean he looks very different now than he was in 2008-9 .... specially his nose ?? !!

 

[V]

Good that he sticked that "11" on his mask. Otherwise he would have lost that sharpness #11's have in front of the goal.

 

[Linebreak]

Very unlikely he'll get sold in Jan - he's got 5 months to save his Juve career

 

[juventino899]

Still can't believe he hasnt left Juve yet, its been too long since he scored in the League..

 

[Trezegol17]

His mask has his number on it? it should contain -11 goals i promised for this year.

 

[RAMI-N]

His mask has his number on it? it should contain -11 goals i promised for this year.

I'm angry at Nedved

He should have given his number to any other player... Grosso for example
It'd have been better...

 

[Powis]

 

[Neutrol]

that photo just needs a "haters gonna hate" title at the bottom

 

[Gian]

that photo just needs a "haters gonna hate" title at the bottom

 

[Neutrol]

 

[Albertmare]

Fail !

Gonna ....

 

[rounder]

If Amauri scores 4 goals today; I'll castrate myself with an electric chainsaw.


You have my word.