Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (41 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Wow, that's a picture for a darts board.

Good idea.

 

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[Martin]

I'm trying to imagine what Amauri's dartboard must look like.. probably huuuge with his horrible aim.

 

[Alen]

Update:
1 goal in the last 39 serie A rounds

Although, to be fair, he started "only" 18 of these 39 rounds. On 7 he came in as a sub and on 14 he didn't play at all.

In these same 39 rounds Juve scored 58 goals:
Del Piero 12
Quagliarella 6
Iaquinta 6
Marchisio 4
Trezeguet 3
Krasic 3
Diego 3
Chiellini 3
Felipe Melo 3
Owngoals 2
Camoranesi 2
Candreva 2
Grosso 2
Salihamidzic 2
Pepe 1
Aquilani 1
Giovinco 1 (in like 60 minutes)
Legrottaglie 1
Amauri 1

 

[Bozi]

wow,players from other teams are more prolific for Juve than Amauri

 

[JCK]

Update:
1 goal in the last 39 serie A rounds

Although, to be fair, he started "only" 18 of these 39 rounds. On 7 he came in as a sub and on 14 he didn't play at all.

In these same 39 rounds Juve scored 58 goals:
Del Piero 12
Quagliarella 6
Iaquinta 6
Marchisio 4
Trezeguet 3
Krasic 3
Diego 3
Chiellini 3
Felipe Melo 3
Owngoals 2
Camoranesi 2
Candreva 2
Grosso 2
Salihamidzic 2
Pepe 1
Aquilani 1
Giovinco 1 (in like 60 minutes)
Legrottaglie 1
Amauri 1

Now do the same for hard work and let's see who's laughing. But don't include Molinaro in the hard work statistics as he's a direct competition to Amauri.

 

[JCK]

I posted this on Del Piero's Facebook page maybe he can send him to Germany.

 

[V]

I posted this on Del Piero's Facebook page maybe he can send him to Germany.

 

[sallyinzaghi]

wow, talk about bad hair day

 

[Alen]

wow,players from other teams are more prolific for Juve than Amauri

That's really something. Goalkeepers from the other teams need to be more scared of their own defenders than they need to worry about Amauri

 

[Salvatore]

Update:
1 goal in the last 39 serie A rounds

Although, to be fair, he started "only" 18 of these 39 rounds. On 7 he came in as a sub and on 14 he didn't play at all.

In these same 39 rounds Juve scored 58 goals:
Del Piero 12
Quagliarella 6
Iaquinta 6
Marchisio 4
Trezeguet 3
Krasic 3
Diego 3
Chiellini 3
Felipe Melo 3
Owngoals 2
Camoranesi 2
Candreva 2
Grosso 2
Salihamidzic 2
Pepe 1
Aquilani 1
Giovinco 1 (in like 60 minutes)
Legrottaglie 1
Amauri 1

I'll be really happy if we can get any money for this.

 

[DelpieroForLife]

I posted this on Del Piero's Facebook page maybe he can send him to Germany.

Jack you're a legend

 

[DelpieroForLife]

That's really something. Goalkeepers from the other teams need to be more scared of their own defenders than they need to worry about Amauri

So you are basically telling me a deflection is more lethal than Amauri?

The worst striker ever, anyone disagree?

 

[Klin]

Update:
1 goal in the last 39 serie A rounds

Although, to be fair, he started "only" 18 of these 39 rounds. On 7 he came in as a sub and on 14 he didn't play at all.

In these same 39 rounds Juve scored 58 goals:
Del Piero 12
Quagliarella 6
Iaquinta 6
Marchisio 4
Trezeguet 3
Krasic 3
Diego 3
Chiellini 3
Felipe Melo 3
Owngoals 2
Camoranesi 2
Candreva 2
Grosso 2
Salihamidzic 2
Pepe 1
Aquilani 1
Giovinco 1 (in like 60 minutes)
Legrottaglie 1
Amauri 1

That's just horrible.

 

[ALC]

Update:
1 goal in the last 39 serie A rounds

Although, to be fair, he started "only" 18 of these 39 rounds. On 7 he came in as a sub and on 14 he didn't play at all.

In these same 39 rounds Juve scored 58 goals:
Del Piero 12
Quagliarella 6
Iaquinta 6
Marchisio 4
Trezeguet 3
Krasic 3
Diego 3
Chiellini 3
Felipe Melo 3
Owngoals 2
Camoranesi 2
Candreva 2
Grosso 2
Salihamidzic 2
Pepe 1
Aquilani 1
Giovinco 1 (in like 60 minutes)
Legrottaglie 1
Amauri 1

Didn't Bonucci score one in Serie A? Or was that counted as an own goal?

 

[Kasaki]

I think his downfall is as soon as he scores, like last season, he comes out at press confrences and says shit like "my drought has ended" , " i want 20 goals" , "I feel good this season" , dumb shit then he goes in next game and either gets injured, or plays good and doesn't score . Then it continues and his confidence goes down.

 

[Martin]

Amauri is like religion. A whole lot of running around with arms flailing to distract from the fact that there's nothing there.

And like religion, a bunch of gullible people fell for it.

 

[Alen]

Didn't Bonucci score one in Serie A? Or was that counted as an own goal?

He "scored" two goals actually and both were counted as own goals. Those are the two own goals in the list above (against Udinese and Cagliari this season).

 

[ALC]

He "scored" two goals actually and both were counted as own goals. Those are the two own goals in the list above (against Udinese and Cagliari this season).

Ah thanks. They did seem debatable but still, wish they would've counted

 

[Salvo]

Amauri is like religion. A whole lot of running around with arms flailing to distract from the fact that there's nothing there.

And like religion, a bunch of gullible people fell for it.

Brilliant!

 

[JCK]

Ah thanks. They did seem debatable but still, wish they would've counted

Don't make it more difficult on Amauri, he looks bad already as the numbers are.