Am I the worst ever wanker? Do you agree or disagree? (1 Viewer)

[myeleven]

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[V]

You sure choose the right NT to advertise your site on this forum. Get ready.

 

[DelpieroForLife]

You should seriously consider changing your user name.

m_elayyan myeleven

:dazed:

 

[Marc]

Wait till Salman sees this.

 

[Elvin]

You sure choose the right NT to advertise your site on this forum. Get ready.

True.

Forza England against Russia, though.

 

[Turk_Bianconero]

pick whoever you want,they will be worst.

 

[Marc]

Forza England against Russia, though.

 

[Red]

Forza England against Russia, though.

 

[HelterSkelter]

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Make a thread for this in the Strikermania subforum so i can excercise my new found power and close it

Wait till Salman sees this.

Though seriously,i recognize Jeffers.Who are the other players?So this might as well be the worst england team out there.I might put Fowler in that lineup too.He was crap for the NT.

 

[Dinsdale]

Wow, thanks for choosing this forum among many others to paste your wonderfully masked link.

 

[Bozi]

welcome to juventuz, we dont like trolls round here, don't let the door hit you on the way out

banned

 

[Dinsdale]

Good job, this was subtle one.

 

[Bozi]

uh-oh enlglands great hope, the granny-shagging troglodite wayne rooney is injured for the next 4 weeks and will miss the game against croatia. good news for you vlatko

 

[Alen]

uh-oh enlglands great hope, the granny-shagging troglodite wayne rooney is injured for the next 4 weeks and will miss the game against croatia. good news for you vlatko

We'll be allready qualified until that match. Macedonians will give us the point we need. Macedonia-Croatia is going to be another Sweden-Denmark "friendly". We are two friendly nations, many players from Macedonian nt play or used to play in Croatia and 1 point will be big success for both teams. It will take us to EURO and it will be a great result for them not to lose from a favorite and to get some uefa points.
From what some Macedonians i know told me, they all expect this to be a 1:1 draw.

We're going to England as tourists.






But we'll still beat them

 

[Bozi]

We'll be allready qualified until that match. Macedonians will give us the point we need. Macedonia-Croatia is going to be another Sweden-Denmark "friendly". We are two friendly nations, many players from Macedonian nt play or used to play in Croatia and 1 point will be big success for both teams. It will take us to EURO and it will be a great result for them not to lose from a favorite and to get some uefa points.
From what some Macedonians i know told me, they all expect this to be a 1:1 draw.

We're going to England as tourists.

you should take your beach towels and blow-up-beach balls and sing holiday songs for the english

 

[Red]

you should take your beach towels and blow-up-beach balls and sing holiday songs for the english

Like the Hearts fans with the sombrero's at Kilmarnock at the end of last season?

 

[V]

We'll be going as tourists as Alen said, the only thing that worries me is our coach's simpathy towards everything English. He's still a professional of course but I can't help but feel he'd definetly rather see England through with us than Russia and that might influence the game..

Personally, nothing would make me happier than to see England out.

 

[denco]

We'll be going as tourists as Alen said, the only thing that worries me is our coach's simpathy towards everything English. He's still a professional of course but I can't help but feel he'd definetly rather see England through with us than Russia and that might influence the game..

Personally, nothing would make me happier than to see England out. :touched:

You are such a sweetheart

Meanwhile in England we are advertising for anyone with a spare groin to offer it to Yossi Benayoun as he is the last hope for qualification for England.

It has come to this eh, a once proud nation reduced to wishing Israel does not get beaten by Russia for us to qualify.

Makes you proud to be English does it not?

Meanwhile our manager is traisping around the world watching David Beckham play in a friendly against Sylvester Stallone, Tom Cruise and a pregnant J Lo in goal

Wayne Rooney injured his ankle in training playing head tennis. Why couldn't he have injured his head playing ankle tennis? At least there would be no harm done there.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

on paper, if we are to believe all the hype they receive, they are one of the best teams ever. in reality, they suck ass!

 

[HelterSkelter]

McClaren is simply not good enough to lead a national team.I dont care if he was groomed for it.He just isnt up to the mark.And thats great as far as im concerned

The best replacement for Erikkson would have been Big Sam as far as english managers are concerned IMO.