Alvaro Morata (38 Viewers)

want him back again for cheap?

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Pirlo's Beard

Pirlo's Beard

Junkie Joe Joyce
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Oct 2, 2013
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Can't wait for the second leg. We're 2-1 up from the first leg and its the 92nd min.

Real Madrid get a corner and Kroos whips it in. Bonuccigol beats Ramos to the ball and heads it clear to Pogba who chests it down and finds Morata who has a free run at goal.


But wait... What is this????

Morata turns back. Glides in to our own box past 9 Madrid players who stop moving completely. BOOM! Slides one past Gigi and Madrid go through on away goals. Morata rips his Juve top off to reveal a dazzling all white Madrid top. He runs over to embrace Carlo like a son running towards his loving father. We're out and Morata runs off with Madrid in to the sun set after they transfer enough money in to his bank to buy out his own contract.

The end.
 
Post Ironic

Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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Pirlo's Beard said:
Can't wait for the second leg. We're 2-1 up from the first leg and its the 92nd min.

Real Madrid get a corner and Kroos whips it in. Bonuccigol beats Ramos to the ball and heads it clear to Pogba who chests it down and finds Morata who has a free run at goal.


But wait... What is this????

Morata turns back. Glides in to our own box past 9 Madrid players who stop moving completely. Bonucci recognizing this traitorous move immediately, sprints towards Morata and slides in with bone-crunching, two-footed studs-up tackle. Balls goes out of play, ref blows whistle to end game, Morata writhes in agony, compound fractures of both ankles, blood streaming, bones sticking out. Ref unsure what to do as Madrid players surround him whining relentlessly, but he decides he can't give Bonucci card for fouling his own teammate. Ronaldo pulls out knife slashes own wrists. Ancelotti brings out gun, shoots Morata in head, like putting horse out of misery, then shoots himself as he knows he will be fired. Bonucci is paraded around stadium on shoulders of teammates, shouts of "the heroic butcher of Turin" ring throughout the stadium. Ronaldo, Morata, and Ancelotti decapitated and heads put on pikes outside J Stadium to warn future opponents of the consequences of such nefarious schemes against the Old Lady of Turin.

The end.
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Alternate ending.
 
s4tch

s4tch

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Mar 23, 2015
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JuveMkd

JuveMkd

KyPBA
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Aug 26, 2014
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zizinho

zizinho

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Apr 14, 2013
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Kieselguhr Kid said:
Alternate ending.
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*Morata scores an own goal in the 93rd minute. it was a back pass to Gigi, a bad one, as Buffon was not even on the goal, which he couldnt see as his head is always down. Tuz goes into meltdown, asks for Alvaros head, is attacking everyone from Allegri to Marotta. Morata then smiles towards Ronaldo and Ancelotti, Tuz goes crazy even more, thinking it was intentional. what Tuz dont know is that smile wasnt out of happines, it was a different smile. a smile seen on heroes as they are about to beat the crap out of the villain. a smile which is telling "you better run and hide you filthy peasant, because im about to destroy you, youre gonna cry and youre gonna wish you never was born and never met me". and while Cronios and co. are having a party, and the others are in meltdown mode, Morata steals a ball from Ronaldo, goes past Marcelo and Ramos, dribbles Iker, goes down on his knees, and scores with his head. he then runs around the whole pitch showing the famous calma to the Madrid fans who were gone crazy and were already celebrating. as the ref whistles the end, Morata kisses the Juve badge, then takes of his Juve shirt, and another shirt is seen underneath which is saying "You dont come here to ever leave. Juve for life"
 
Post Ironic

Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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zizinho said:
*Morata scores an own goal in the 93rd minute. it was a back pass to Gigi, a bad one, as Buffon was not even on the goal, which he couldnt see as his head is always down. Tuz goes into meltdown, asks for Alvaros head, is attacking everyone from Allegri to Marotta. Morata then smiles towards Ronaldo and Ancelotti, Tuz goes crazy even more, thinking it was intentional. what Tuz dont know is that smile wasnt out of happines, it was a different smile. a smile seen on heroes as they are about to beat the crap out of the villain. a smile which is telling "you better run and hide you filthy peasant, because im about to destroy you, youre gonna cry and youre gonna wish you never was born and never met me". and while Cronios and co. are having a party, and the others are in meltdown mode, Morata steals a ball from Ronaldo, goes past Marcelo and Ramos, dribbles Iker, goes down on his knees, and scores with his head. he then runs around the whole pitch showing the famous calma to the Madrid fans who were gone crazy and were already celebrating. as the ref whistles the end, Morata kisses the Juve badge, then takes of his Juve shirt, and another shirt is seen underneath which is saying "You dont come here to ever leave. Juve for life"
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You win. This is preferred ending. :heart:
 
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