Alex_samatar where are you :( ? (6 Viewers)

[KB824]

Ok, we have some breaking developments here in the case. Apparently, whomever has Alex_Samatar has left behind some photos as clues.

Here's the First:

 

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[KB824]

Here's the second photo.


The Mystery unfolds with each new photo.

 

[KB824]

And lastly, the 3rd, and most important photo, which also happens to be the most perplexing.


BTW, this beautiful set is on E-Bay fopr 55.00 dollars. Quite a bargain.

 

[The Pado]

A sheep, a wanking gorilla and a punch bowl. BRILLIANT.

Must be . . . er . . . uhm . . . Josh Von Leggo my Eggo

 

[The Arif]

haha serge you have great sig..

 

[KB824]

Arif, its all out of love for my man Alex_Samatar. Anyone who thinks that this thread is an insult to this guy needs to

A) Get a Grip
B) Get a sense of humor.


I even went so far as to change my name for my buddy Alex.


I just need to keep reminding myself that my login name is no longer Andre 3000. Everytime I log in with that it says its invalid, and then I start swearing at Martin because I thought he banned me

 

[KB824]

Robert, you're not at the office, are you.

 

[Fred]

i dont know how anyone could think of this as offensive,personally i'm sure samatar doesnt mind.

 

[The Arif]

++ [ originally posted by Son of Samatar ] ++
Arif, its all out of love for my man Alex_Samatar. Anyone who thinks that this thread is an insult to this guy needs to

A) Get a Grip
B) Get a sense of humor.

i know...ppl must know that this thread isn't an insult for alex_samatar...

 

[Fred]

you bet it isn't,i'm ready to bet my balls that he's enjoying every bit of it

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by fred weasley ] ++
you bet it isn't,i'm ready to bet my balls that he's enjoying every bit of it

Wow, fred. I bet that's an awfully small wager

 

[#10]

serge, how the hell have u made samatar into juve'z very own soap story??

 

[KB824]

I can't take all the credit for this, John.


I need to thank Padovano, Majed, Roverbhoy, my personal assistants, my hairstylists, my chaeuffer, my accountant, my attorney who watches my accountant, my attorney who watches my attorney who watches my accountant.

 

[#10]

is a WBTYA production then serge...with help from the aformentioned ???

 

[gray]

++ [ originally posted by Son of Samatar ] ++
Wow, fred. I bet that's an awfully small wager

 

[The Arif]

++ [ originally posted by fred weasley ] ++
you bet it isn't,i'm ready to bet my balls that he's enjoying every bit of it

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
A sheep, a wanking gorilla and a punch bowl. BRILLIANT.

Must be . . . er . . . uhm . . . Josh Von Leggo my Eggo

Yes, I'm beginning to think that LAC Van Milktoast has more to do with this than we're led to believe.

 

[#10]

is josh being a sinister evil bad guy again???

 

[The Pado]

This thread has taken Samatar from forum also-ran and elevated him to legendary status. All of this is down to the love we have for Samatar. If this is wrong, then I wish somebody would wrong me, would violate me in this manner.

 

[KB824]

I didn't quite understand what all the fuss was about at first, but then I figured "Hey, he only has 98 posts. It wouldn't hurt to take a look at all of them." Well, that did it, I was Samatized.

He's the ultimate stream-of-conciousness poster,who literally just types whatever pops up in his head.


I tell you this. At the November elections, when I need to vote for a new director of water works for North Providence, among other things, you know, President, Senators, Congressmen, I know who my write in vote is going to be for a new director of Water Works