You are the one who started this sharade with a random false accusation and suddenly from your point of view it's somehow still me who's being a drama queen about it...
Anyway, just as an random advice regardless of you being serious or not on this occasion, next time you have a similar ideea in mind at least try to think twice before you post because as you can see above, more often than not this type of useless provocations can lead to totally avoidable arguments.
I am calm and only been stating the obvious.
Have a good day.