Alessandro Matri (30 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

:adonis:

The Prodigal Son returns. What a great day for us #TeamMatri folk. A glorious and momentous occasion!

Dat movement! Dat positioning! Dat hair! Dat girlfriend! Oh lawwwwd have mercy!

 

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[Nzoric]

he cant do worse than Llorente and Morata. Its simply impossible.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

he cant do worse than Llorente and Morata. Its simply impossible.

False. Matri fucking sucks donkey kong's dong

 

[Ocelot]

Official?

Latest GDM post suggests it's still not sure whether him or Osvaldo...

 

[piotrr]

Like we'll have a presentation for him.

He doesn't need to have a freaking presentation, everone already knows he's quality.

 

[Mark]

He doesn't need to have a freaking presentation, everone already knows he's quality.

 

[LiquidPLP]

he cant do worse than Llorente and Morata. Its simply impossible.

I think you're in for a big surprise then.

Suddenly not many here remember Matri's first touch of a rapist. He's a box type of forward just like Llorente. Useless during build up.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Just a few months ago we were laughing at him in the Milan colours. Now he's back

 

[Maddy]

Just a few months ago we were laughing at him in the Milan colours. Now he's back

This signing is so stupid

Marotta has build the greatest Carrusel-team ever.

 

[alexjuventino]

Official?

Latest GDM post suggests it's still not sure whether him or Osvaldo...

Mister posted this earlier:

Gianluca Di Marzio
Intanto Matri favorito su Osvaldo dopo il no per Zaza

Carlo Laudisa ‏@carlolaudisa
La #Juve ha deciso: prende #Matri e molla #Osvaldo dopo il mancato accordo con l'#Inter #gds

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Like we'll have a presentation for him.
Because I'm a good guy I won't ban you but he better score in his 1st presence or you're GONE!!!

Don't worry he will

 

[Mohad]

Please translate.

 

[alexjuventino]

Please translate.

Gianluca Di Marzio
Intanto Matri favorito su Osvaldo dopo il no per Zaza

Carlo Laudisa ‏@carlolaudisa
La #Juve ha deciso: prende #Matri e molla #Osvaldo dopo il mancato accordo con l'#Inter #gds

Matri favored over Osvaldo after Sass said no for Zaza

and the other one says

Juve have decided to get Matri, and not Osvaldo after not being able to reach an agreement with Inter

 

[Mister]

Romeo Agresti ‏@romeoagresti
Done deal. Tomorrow, #Matri will join #Juventus on loan

 

[alexjuventino]

Like we'll have a presentation for him.
Because I'm a good guy I won't ban you but he better score in his 1st presence or you're GONE!!!

Why wouldn't he?

 

[Mister]

Why wouldn't he?

Gianluca Di Marzio ‏@DiMarzio
#Juve, c'è la decisione: torna #Matri

 

[alexjuventino]

Romeo Agresti ‏@romeoagresti
Done deal. Tomorrow, #Matri will join #Juventus on loan

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Gianluca Di Marzio ‏@DiMarzio
#Juve, c'è la decisione: torna #Matri

 

[Hust]

Hold on:

We sell Matri for 11m to Milan. Matri comes back a year later for free?

 

[frzl]

so, is it a simple loan? no strings attached?

 

[alexjuventino]

Dont worry we will sell llorente and sign matri for 5m

 

[Hust]

@Mark?

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The only string attached to anything is the string on @Bianconero81 's tampon.