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Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
80,956
falls asleep and begins to dream.....

Barcelona 1 - 2 Juventus
Messi 43', Nargi 72' (pen.), Nargi 89'

FT

"It's lovely to see Juventus win the Champions League again, as it brings back beautiful memories for me", said Platini. "Sometimes you need that little bit of extra luck, and thankfully for Juventus, Nargi's breasts were firm enough to give the ball the extra bounce it needed on Lichtsteiner's cross for the winning goal", the UEFA President added.

"I could do nothing about the penalty. It wasn't particularly well-placed, but as soon as I saw Nargi step-up, I felt an erection coming on, and by the time she took the spot-kick, I was already lying on the ground fapping", said Victor Valdés.
:lol:
 

Hust

Senior Member
Hustini
May 29, 2005
93,703
Don't like tattoos.

No thanks.

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and she smokes. :sergio:

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at least she knows how to accessorize.
 
Jul 10, 2006
6,753
Pointy elbows

Bikini top not tied up in a proper bow

Possibly yellow teeth and fingernails from smoking

Tiny pimple/ingrowns around the ass area

Only one star for a tattoo, and not three

Green glasses aint swag

WOULD. NOT. BANG.
:lol: especially the three stars comment.

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I swear to you people, my gf looks sooooo much like Federica that it is crazy.
Pics or STFU.

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Hence my latex Japanese love doll comment.

Cover her in sesame oil and a pool cover and make her give a peace sign, and she'll mint money in a Tokyo vending machine next to the used panties.
bahahahaha.
 

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