Alessandro Matri (58 Viewers)

[.zero]

Let's get this sexy beast back on the field. He'll start knocking in goals just like he knocks off chicks

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Hust]

lol

 

[Nejc]

We will fail to score...

Well Matri won't really help with that.

 

[Quaglia18]

Well he will help more than Bendtner, thats sure as hell certain

 

[.zero]

Bendtner is primed to ejaculate goals all over the faces of opponents goals

 

[Quaglia18]

Bendtner cant find his own dick, let alone the back of the net

 

[Nejc]

They are both crap.

 

[alexjuventino]

http://www.football-italia.net/27831/matri-djourou-swap-works


Matri-Djourou swap in the works?
By Football Italia staff

It is rumoured that Juventus and Arsenal are set to do business again with a January swap between Alessandro Matri and Johan Djourou.

The Daily Express suggested that striker Matri is a January target for the Gunners, as he is considerably cheaper than Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, would be available mid-season and has fallen down the pecking order at the Juventus Stadium.

Matri has slipped behind the likes of Mirko Vucinic, Fabio Quagliarella and Sebastian Giovinco in the eyes of Coach Antonio Conte.

Meanwhile, Juve are said to be in talks with Arsenal for defender Djourou, who had also been linked to Napoli in the past.

He is seen as a replacement for Lucio, who is expected to leave in January after just six months in Turin.

The two clubs have already done business this season with Nicklas Bendtner arriving at Juve on loan.

If this is true this will be a terrible deal

 

[Goodfella]

Crap for crap.

 

[Völler]

Yup, indeed. So basically both are crap, but Matri has Federica. Who does Djourou have? I think this should decide who we should get.

 

[Juve_fanatic]

I love Matri. I just love him. He's my favourite of them all!!!

 

[alexjuventino]

Yup, indeed. So basically both are crap, but Matri has Federica. Who does Djourou have? I think this should decide who we should get.

Yea but we paid 18m for Matri, and we are going to get this player who doesnt even start for Arsenal?? He must be bad, I would much rather have the money

 

[Völler]

Yea but we paid 18m for Matri, and we are going to get this player who doesnt even start for Arsenal?? He must be bad, I would much rather have the money

I'm just joking. Of course I don't want Mr. Nobody.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Crap for crap.

no its crap for far more crap, better off getting lazio's diakite for next to nothing if we're that desperate for a cb

 

[Hængebøffer]

Matri

 

[Völler]

no its crap for far more crap

But isn't it far more satisfying taking a large dump than a small dump?

 

[alexjuventino]

I'm just joking. Of course I don't want Mr. Nobody.

I would rather sell matri to the rats because maybe then we could get jovetic.

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But isn't it far more satisfying taking a large dump than a small dump?

lol

 

[.zero]

http://www.football-italia.net/27831/matri-djourou-swap-works


Matri-Djourou swap in the works?
By Football Italia staff

It is rumoured that Juventus and Arsenal are set to do business again with a January swap between Alessandro Matri and Johan Djourou.

The Daily Express suggested that striker Matri is a January target for the Gunners, as he is considerably cheaper than Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, would be available mid-season and has fallen down the pecking order at the Juventus Stadium.

Matri has slipped behind the likes of Mirko Vucinic, Fabio Quagliarella and Sebastian Giovinco in the eyes of Coach Antonio Conte.

Meanwhile, Juve are said to be in talks with Arsenal for defender Djourou, who had also been linked to Napoli in the past.

He is seen as a replacement for Lucio, who is expected to leave in January after just six months in Turin.

The two clubs have already done business this season with Nicklas Bendtner arriving at Juve on loan.

If this is true this will be a terrible deal

Reading garbage like this hurts my eyes

 

[Badass J Elkann]

But isn't it far more satisfying taking a large dump than a small dump?

ask ahmed

 

[Juve_fanatic]

ask ahmed

I just watched a camel taking a dump on a grown man....the worst thing is i knew that was coming. I need help.