Allegri- "Jesus. Does he have any idea where he is going?"
Other Guy- "I think he is going................................. thattaway"
Allegri- "You sure about that?"
Other Guy" Let me think. Actually, I don't know."
Allegri- "And what the hell is he looking at, anyway?"
Other Guy- "With which eye?"
Allegri- "Good point. You think he has one eye on us?"
Other Guy- "I guess we shouldn't try to trip him then"
Allegri- "Why, so he can miss the first 20 matches?"
(Laughter)
Aquilani- "I'll show these guys. Look at how fast I'm running!!!"
5 Minutes later, and we switch to the photo on the right
Aquilani- "Fuck. I overdid it."
Teammates- "Hey, Alberto!!! Pass us the ball!!"
Aquilani- "Uhm. I can't."
Teammates- "Why Not???"
Aquilani "Damn it. How do I tell them that I broke a toenail while running, and the only thing keeping my right leg in place is the ball."