Alberta Tampona Aquilani (4 Viewers)

How many matches will we get out of Aquilani this season?

  • Less than 5

  • 5 - 8

  • 9 - 12

  • 13 - 16

  • 17 - 20

  • More than 20


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Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
65,542
Nah, he's a pussy. No mental strength. He may not look as bad as he did at Juve because there he has other players he can hide behind. He can never be a protagonist.

I liked him when he was at Roma too, but then he had the excuse of being a youngster, and yes he did have some very good games but not consistently.

Even Rafa Benitez said he's a pussy.

You said something like he's better than Pirlo or a better transfer? The only thing he has over Pirlo is age. I can't even say fitness because he used to be roasted by the 70 minute mark.

It's always a "new start" for him, isn't it? :p
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
31,680

Allegri- "Jesus. Does he have any idea where he is going?"
Other Guy- "I think he is going................................. thattaway"
Allegri- "You sure about that?"
Other Guy" Let me think. Actually, I don't know."
Allegri- "And what the hell is he looking at, anyway?"
Other Guy- "With which eye?"
Allegri- "Good point. You think he has one eye on us?"
Other Guy- "I guess we shouldn't try to trip him then"
Allegri- "Why, so he can miss the first 20 matches?"
(Laughter)
Aquilani- "I'll show these guys. Look at how fast I'm running!!!"



5 Minutes later, and we switch to the photo on the right

Aquilani- "Fuck. I overdid it."
Teammates- "Hey, Alberto!!! Pass us the ball!!"
Aquilani- "Uhm. I can't."
Teammates- "Why Not???"
Aquilani "Damn it. How do I tell them that I broke a toenail while running, and the only thing keeping my right leg in place is the ball."
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
Allegri- "Jesus. Does he have any idea where he is going?"
Other Guy- "I think he is going................................. thattaway"
Allegri- "You sure about that?"
Other Guy" Let me think. Actually, I don't know."
Allegri- "And what the hell is he looking at, anyway?"
Other Guy- "With which eye?"
Allegri- "Good point. You think he has one eye on us?"
Other Guy- "I guess we shouldn't try to trip him then"
Allegri- "Why, so he can miss the first 20 matches?"
(Laughter)
Aquilani- "I'll show these guys. Look at how fast I'm running!!!"



5 Minutes later, and we switch to the photo on the right

Aquilani- "Fuck. I overdid it."
Teammates- "Hey, Alberto!!! Pass us the ball!!"
Aquilani- "Uhm. I can't."
Teammates- "Why Not???"
Aquilani "Damn it. How do I tell them that I broke a toenail while running, and the only thing keeping my right leg in place is the ball."
Obsessive-writing-of-captions-to-pictures. Pretty mild disorder as disorders go.
 

JuveJay

Senior Signor
Moderator
Mar 6, 2007
72,472
I know. He's only played well in his career for Roma, in some seasons. He's a mental midget, he could have been so much better with the ability he has.

Still, if he's in a really good Milan side it'll be easier for him to play well.
 

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