Alberta Tampona Aquilani (5 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

I can't wait to hear this one.

 

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[Hust]

Me either. I can't wait to see what JCK says...

Potential sig material...

 

[X Æ A-12]

Aquilani can only pass if X is a real number.

 

[Hust]

Aquilani can only pass if X is a real number.

Yeah but in order for him to complete the pass it can only be on the diagonal hypotenuse of an isosceles triangle. To solve for H we need X, and yes, X needs to be a real number for the Pythagorean theorem to work.

 

[X Æ A-12]

And when H represents Amauri we end up with H = 0 and no solutions.

 

[Hust]

And when H represents Amauri we end up with H = 0 and no solutions.

So that means that Aquilani didn't even pass then?

 

[X Æ A-12]

To Amauri? Well can you blame him?

 

[Hust]

To Amauri? Well can you blame him?

depends on the triangle, Amauri could be H or even X...whether he is a real number or not, well lets just not go there...

 

[MikeM]

I'll add to the math class. Count the number of passing options he has up the field. I'd be surprised if you could find 2 open players.

 

[Hust]

I'll add to the math class. Count the number of passing options he has up the field. I'd be surprised if you could find 2 open players.

Depends if Amauri is in the stadium and within Aquilani's geometric rules.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I think we have to ask Linebreak for help with this one.

 

[Hust]

Where is he? JCK might be able to help us, too.

 

[ALC]

Nah, it's just that first he had to integrate the equation of whom to pass the ball to and he's just horrible with trigonometric identities.

 

[Hust]

Nah, it's just that first he had to integrate the equation of whom to pass the ball to and he's just horrible with trigonometric identities.

Kyle?

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

According to Linebreak, Aquilani needs to bring his protractor and set square on the field in order to play better.

 

[Hust]

Between Amauri's compass and Aquilani's protractor, I think we should be ok solving for X.

 

[rounder]

Between Amauri's compass and Aquilani's protractor, I think we should be ok solving for X.

No, we will need Del Neri's great intellect for that.

 

[Fake Melo]

Last two pages

 

[RAMI-N]

 

[adriano_c]

Agent: 'Juve will buy Aquilani'
Alberto Aquilani’s agent insists Juventus “absolutely intend to buy him permanently” from Liverpool.

There have been reports the Bianconeri are looking for a discount in order to make the loan move something more stable.

“Juventus and Liverpool have already reached an agreement for the player some time ago,” agent Franco Zavaglia told Radiomercato.com.

“The Bianconeri directors absolutely intend to buy him permanently at the end of the season and have repeated it many times.

“Everything that has been said in the last few days is just hilarious. Liverpool certainly will not give a discount and the player will leave only with the agreed-upon figures.

“If Juventus do not buy Aquilani outright, then he will return to Liverpool, even if he wants to play in Italy…

“I don’t think there are any Italian clubs that can have him other than Juventus.”

http://www.football-italia.net/feb23q.html

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