A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle (2 Viewers)

[Morra10]

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.


I mean the guy is obviously a retard for fucking a bike, I don't even how you could fuck a bike to begin with. When you're doing something stupid, there's always that moment when you think to yourself "man, this is fucked up, why am I doing this?" I'm sure there was a point where he realised that he was actually fucking a bike.

 

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[Boudz]

okay out of curiosity, where is the penetration point?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

the braking system/the gears....very messy.

 

[Morra10]

Maybe the holes that are in the pedals?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

OW!

Ouch....

 

[Boudz]

could it be pedaling really fast then rubbing it on the tires? ouch!

 

[Paolo Sosa]

Moratti ?

 

[Bozi]

could it be pedaling really fast then rubbing it on the tires? ouch!

"m'lud at least i was practising safe sex by wearing a ruber"
"werent you fucking the inner-tube?"
"your points is?"


sure this is the same guy who has been busted for shagging everything from traffic cones to a kerb, this guy will literally fuck ANYTHING

 

[Bisco]

Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down. [/B]


I mean the guy is obviously a retard for fucking a bike, I don't even how you could fuck a bike to begin with. When you're doing something stupid, there's always that moment when you think to yourself "man, this is fucked up, why am I doing this?" I'm sure there was a point where he realised that he was actually fucking a bike.[/QUOTE]

thats teh nroaml thing to do if u r sane but in his case there is sth wrong with his brains obviously.

okay out of curiosity, where is the penetration point?

thats the same thought i had in my mind!

the braking system/the gears....very messy.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff

Maybe the holes that are in the pedals?

could it be pedaling really fast then rubbing it on the tires? ouch!

 

[Ahmed]

Sheriff Colin Miller told Stewart: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'."

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