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[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by azzurri7 ] ++
Emma: Most of your posts are about sex and lesbians and about Martin right?

Actually I just started talking about these subjects.

I usually talk about how cool I am, zombies and more.

I should stop talking about Martin though, dont want to scare him off

 

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[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by PAOKI4 ] ++

Seriously, are you only intersted in such things?

Dude, if you dont lighten up you wont survive 10 minutes in this place. The lions will eat you up alive.

 

[Azzurri7]

++ [ originally posted by PAOKI4 ] ++

Yes We are best friends.

Cool....she's a great company!

 

[PAOKI4]

Sorry, I thought this post was Emma's, but it was Zlatan's. I am very sorry Zlatan. I didn't mean to offend you.

But, we are offtopic, aren't we?

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by PAOKI4 ] ++


If a person is only interested in sex and lesbians you can understand the quality of this person...

Then should I assume your an uncreative average joe with a beer belly who watchings football while humping his but ugly wife?

I cant help it that im a romantic :dielaugh:

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
I should stop talking about Martin though, dont want to scare him off

Nuh, it doesn't really matter. He's way out of your league. Powerful man, can get any girl he wants.

 

[PAOKI4]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


Then should I assume your an uncreative average joe with a beer belly who watchings football while humping his but ugly wife?

I cant help it that im a romantic :dielaugh:

This was so funny... haha

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by azzurri7 ] ++


how you know that??

I cant say

++ [ originally posted by PAOKI4 ] ++
Sorry, I thought this post was Emma's, but it was Zlatan's. I am very sorry Zlatan. I didn't mean to offend you.

But, we are offtopic, aren't we?

Dont worry mate, nothing new. There isnt a thread in this place that hasnt gone off topic after a while, and even if there is, I'll soon fix that

You'll get uset to it

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


Nuh, it doesn't really matter. He's way out of your league. Powerful man, can get any girl he wants.

I know :down:

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
I know :down:

I'm available tho

 

[Zlatan]

Me too. I'm younger, I have more stamina

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
What, she's good in bed?

I do my sex like I peel my potatoes. Hard and fast

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


I do my sex like I peel my potatoes. Hard and fast

Wow, that analogy is totally random :undecide:

 

[Emma]

You should see me peel potatoes tho

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Me too. I'm younger, I have more stamina

I'm more experienced!

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
I do my sex like I peel my potatoes. Hard and fast

Wait. Zlatan, she's all yours.

 

[Zlatan]

What is it with you and peeling potatoes, does it turn you on?

 

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


I'm more experienced

Experienced is just another word for old

I'll let her mould me as she wants

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++

Wait. Zlatan, she's all yours.

You would think that this potato thingy would make here less appealing, but no, I still would

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Experienced is just another word for old

I'm 21.

Having slightly more stamina is no good if you can't find the hole

You would think that this potato thingy would make here less appealing, but no, I still would

You're a sick, sick man

Personally the combination of thought between a potato peeling knife and my family jewels is a bit of a downer...

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


I'm available tho

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Me too. I'm younger, I have more stamina

Do you require an application form or shall you be submitting your CV?

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++
Do you require an application form or shall you be submitting your CV?

Nothing of the sort. You blew your chances with the potato comment