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    Moise Kean

    So about the same time Ronaldo last scored in Serie A. :juventus:
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    Moise Kean

    You discount Allegri's poop finger touch too much, which turns any offensive talent to excrement.
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    Moise Kean

    Yıldız missed an open header. That's all I'm gonna say.
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    Moise Kean

    He’s crafty too. He seeks ways to shake off his marks that I don’t see our other players quite matching.
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    Moise Kean

    Despite not getting on the scoresheet (which was criminal), he really brings a physicality and athleticism to the game that none of our other forwards quite match. With a player like that, even if they're not scoring 20 goals a season, defenses have their hands full and need to be distracted by...
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    Moise Kean

    Physically he can do things our other forwards can't. But damn, son, time your runs will ya?
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    Moise Kean

    Moisekean is one word, btw, just like Harrykane
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    Moise Kean

    Fire sale Juve this summer, baby :weee: Gonna be a lot of players cheaper than most NFTs
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    Moise Kean

    Like when doesn't Neymar go down with a season-ending injury? It's March. In Portuguese we have a proverb: "Março, marçagão, manhãs de Inverno e Neymar está lesionado até o verão." This refers to the usual meteorological characteristics in late winter and early spring: very chilly mornings and...
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    Moise Kean

    NPC
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    Moise Kean

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    Moise Kean

    I’ll take our days in the forward wilderness with the best midfield in the world any day.
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    Moise Kean

    They have often been less opportunities he created / forced (think Dusan) and more being in the right place at the right time to shove something in that someone else either laid out for him or he cleaned up after.
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    Moise Kean

    I'm happy he's in a good streak, whether or not it's down to avoiding the Macca diet. His goals have been opportunistic rather than technically gifted though, but I'll take it.
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    Moise Kean

    Cancer has its causes
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    Moise Kean

    Terrorism as usual
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    Moise Kean

    Wait until we play PSG again
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    Moise Kean

    He’s a double agent for the opposition
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    Moise Kean

    More Kean, less Moise.
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    Moise Kean

    AKA Imagine McKennie as a future coach. :D