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I thought the Flying Spaghetti Monster looked Arab.

They were Professional Window Washers. And while the planes flew into the Twin Towers, their heads flew over the Verrazano Bridge to escape the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God. Their names were Todd and Timmy.

T&T RIP 4Ever

Today we honor Todd and Timmy for their headless service to the country. [emoji631][emoji631][emoji631]

They died so that we may live RIP :cry:

Taken from us much too soon

R.I.P Never forget

Downtown Napa has a 9/11 memorial. They have some of the beams of the World Trade Center there, and embedded in one of them is one of Todd's teeth -- identified through dental records. :touched: http://napa911memorial.org/

:heart: http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/phew-window-washers-safe-after-rescue-world-trade-center-n247136 Never again, Todd and Timmy. Never again.

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Get a tattoo for each... with the words "Never" and "Forget" underneath.

Can I just have one of Fecal's autographed coffee cups instead?

Todd still owes me ten bucks. :(

I liked how he used to confuse the terms "squeegee" and "splooge".

"...please report to your local Civil Defense for the distribution of Freedom Ponchos. Unless your name is 'Pancho', in which case you're doubly screwed."

Holy crap, I actually was an invited speaker at Balls Tate U once. Aren't they related to the famous office linebacker, "Terrible Ballz" Terry Tate?

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Bigger than Big Balls Bethany, Pado's future wife?

:lol: Betcha some filthy immo is behind this. :spliff:

(3,000) dead serious. :seven: