Search results

The Penis' plea Respected Administration, I, Penis, hereby demand a raise due to the following: 1. I work hard, physical labor 2. I work at great depths with no ventilation 3. I am always thrown head-first into the field 4. I have no rights to weekends, holidays or vacations 5. I work at high...

Good morning folks. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

Sorry Abed, both of those jokes were rather poor. I learned to expect something of higher standards from you. Like those Little Johnny jokes from back in the days of goal.com. :D

What has 9 arms & sucks? Def Leppard.

How does it not make sense? The joke goes along the lines; a nigger isn't deserving of a real dentist, so a Doc Martens in the teeth solves all the problems. Really horrible, yes, but fuck me it's funny. :D

The Doc Martens one was great. It's a hit with the skinheads, I suppose. :D ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do Jews have big noses? Coz air is free. How do you know you are in a Jew's house? There's a fork in the...

Q: Whats the name of a dentist for niggers? A: Dr. Martens

No, inappropriate jokes rock. :D Why do Paki's stink so bad? So blind people can hate them too. :P

What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from their camps

What's Al Qaida's favorite football team? The New York Jets :howler:

Those are absolutely gold. :lol2:

Forza the Muslims then.

By whom? All the Muslims here? :D

Continuing the inappropriate jokes(there's a big thread of those going on another forum) Q. How do you get five niggers to stop gang-raping a white girl? A. Throw them a basketball. Q. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A. Pizza doesn't moan inside the oven. :lol2:

Q: why do chemists put cotton wool in the top of pill bottles A: to remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers :lol2: :rndh:

Hahahaha, that's good. :D

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List # Taoism: Shit happens. # Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." # Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. # Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. # Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening? # Hinduism: This shit...

Great. :D

But Alen knows it and I'm still here. :P No really, I honestly believe no humor can be compared to Balkan's. Though it's far from classy most of the time. :D

Ah, if only you folks here understood our language. :D