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I don't even know what unix is :D

you actually got them? :eek:

OK just makin' sure peace!

no, you don't have to..mine were worse, I apologise for any offense, and just to say that I didn't make them up if you're all thinking I'm some kind of sicko!!

Fine, if you say so. I'll keep to non-offensive children's jokes then

Then really you should have deleted most of the thread instead of just mine...

haha

eeeh..post em anyway :cool::D

:LOL: where are you getting these from?! :D

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sure I will !

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"Kilkenny may be forced into playing with a lone striker and packing midfield, as they did against Longford, as striker Donal Golden has gone on holidays. Brian Richards returns at left-back" - IRISH TIMES MATCH PREVIEW. ``I'm gutted for Peter [Reid], but I'm an out-of-work manager and I'm...

“He shot from all of 35 yards there, and nobody beats David Seaman from that kind of distance” - CLIVE ALLEN. "My view is that France are above everyone else. That doesn't mean they will definitely win the tournament because history teaches us nothing is certain. But there's no doubt their...

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