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  1. The Pado

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    I think that any time you verbally attack a religion, a country, or a person's children that you are really seeking confrontation. If you are seeking confrontation then you should not be surprised the crap hits the fan. I did go overboard in my criticism of Tom, but I want to be clear that...
  2. The Pado

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    Emma, try stuffing the shit back into your head now that it has fallen out. 1. I post a reply to PAUL, saying that the existance of a man called Jesus was not in question, but the divinity of this man is. 2. Tom, whom I probably have never conversed with in this forum, goes completely ape...
  3. The Pado

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    1. I never joked about wanking in my OWN shoe. 2. I'm not a religious person, lucky for you, as I found your response absolutely disgusting. No surprise since you are a disgusting excuse for a human being. I find you uneducated, crass, common, and utterly lacking the capacity to converse on...
  4. The Pado

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    I have it on authority that there never was a "Don Bes". This "person" is actually a group of seven Irish immigrants living in Bronx, NY, raising money to send to the IRA to further a bombing campaign planned for London and Belfast beginning on 18 March 2005. If you love what "Don Bes"...
  5. The Pado

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    As Eaglesnake has stated, there is evidence that shows the existence of the man known as Jesus who was a political leader in Judea. There is as much evidence of his existance as Alexander the Great, King Henry IV and Christopher Columbus (not his real name).
  6. The Pado

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    You are thick. There is no question that Jesus existed, that is historical fact. The question is whether is was just a charismatic leader of men or whether he was the son of god. Sure there is a whole of BS involved, but Jesus did exist.
  7. The Pado

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    NO! He's comparing himself to Jesus Gonzalez Morales, who used to work at the courthouse, but went home to Mexico for Christmas and has yet to return.
  8. The Pado

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    Jesus wasn't sad, but he was enigmatic.
  9. The Pado

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    NICK FOR MOD He's short, prickly, and disageeable, but every single member of Juventuz.com loves him. Such universal love must be rewarded with Mod-ship. Add me to the list!
  10. The Pado

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    Nick, since you don't like to read the words of my man, Majed, I thought I would highlight what he advised regarding myself. Majed told you, quite rightly, that when I wank you can swallow it or jog on. I prefer that you jog on.
  11. The Pado

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    He is a one-legged man entered in an Ass-Kicking contest.
  12. The Pado

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    Wait, let me get a bucket to piss in. I can't bear to miss a minute of this crap by having to run to the bathroom. Seriously, was anybody REALLY that offended by any of the above drivel? I did not think so. Go back to being the heroes of your own delussions now.
  13. The Pado

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    Hey, can't we all be perverted together?
  14. The Pado

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    Welcome lesbian perv. I'm Pado, a metrosexual perv. Pleased to meet you.
  15. The Pado

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    Come back! The thread is not really closed. Nick sucks.
  16. The Pado

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    I seem to be missing a sandwich and an apple. Also, my picnic basket looks as if it has been run over by a car. - - - Thread Closed!
  17. The Pado

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    Well, Yogi Bear was a relentless picnic basket thief. That ranger Smith was nothing but an enabler. If he wanted to, he could have put a stop to Yogi's stealing. He could have locked his ass in a cage and taught him a lesson.
  18. The Pado

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    Yeah?? Then . . . Mission Accomplished! Come here, you big lug *hug* You can help me with my planned bombing campaign. First target - Blockbuster Video.
  19. The Pado

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    The Old fart hurls Piss Balloons at the Crooner when Livorno hosts Milan, no doubt.
  20. The Pado

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    So Nick, who is actually the Number One man in Italy: Berlusconi or Ciampi?