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I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"...

"I don't think anybody should write his autobiography until after he's dead." --- Samuel Goldwyn :lol2:

:spliff: You too ? :D

Don't know if this has been posted before: A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened...

A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home. On the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're an ambulance!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YOU...

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female popu- lation is smaller than the male population? ( Italy ) A: Yes, gay night clubs. :rofl2: This ose was great.

It's a joke.

Sheik, here's the pic :D

If only Ahmedios was here.

Kid: "What's the time?" Police officer: "Fifteen to twelve." Kid: "At 12 o'clock come and kiss my ass." Police officer gets angry and starts chasing the kid. While chasing the kid he sees another police officer: Police officer 2: "Hey why are you chasing the kid??" Police officer 1: "He...

*raises hand*

What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he won't come. :D

:D Don't really know what's happening with me. :P

A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself, she answered. "Oh, that's...

:lol2: Great jokes, MC.

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

Not really a joke but a must see :D

These reports were later denied by the police, with a police spokesman claiming that there couldn't have been a burglary, as Inter Milan's trophy room is empty anyway.

An albanian and a serbian go to the Pope. And Pope asks them what they want to drink. The serbian says that they want wine. The Pope's waiters bring them a black wine. And the albanian guy asks what is that. The serbian hits him and tells him that that is Jezus Christ's blood. The Albanian then...

This month's horoscope: Health: Stars are smiling. Money: Stars are smiling. Job: Stars are smiling a little bit more. Sex: Stars are laughing their ass off.