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    Mattia Caldara

    Also is Nesta fan. Glad we kicked him to the curb. Ungrateful scrub.
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    Mattia Caldara

    You can make that table even more amusing. Bonucci destroys Caldara here...
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    Mattia Caldara

    Ceppitelli from Cagliari had more tackles, more interceptions, more clearances, more key passes than Caldara this year. Same number of goals. We probably should have signed Ceppitelli I guess.. :baus:
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    Mattia Caldara

    Cuz we don't rate this scrub. Get over it.
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    Mattia Caldara

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    Mattia Caldara

    Worked out well for Schick. Maybe Caldara is a cokehead too. :shifty:
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    Mattia Caldara

    Good riddance.
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    Mattia Caldara

    Because I'm really worried about our defenders scoring sideways kick goals. :baus: - - - Updated - - - Says the guy who spins Cancer boy's failed career as Juve's fault ::lol3::
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    Mattia Caldara

    Y'all poached him. Maybe he can be your new capitano :hihi:
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    Mattia Caldara

    I think you're just looking at things way off-kilter, my friend. If you look at it this way: Sold: Higuain + Caldara Purchased: Ronaldo + Bonucci + Cancelo + Can + Perin We sold 1 starter (30) and 1 high potential Rotation CB (24) We brought in 3 starters (33, 31, 24) and 2 borderline...
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    Mattia Caldara

    I probably called him next Scirea :snoop: But nah, that's Rugani.
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    Mattia Caldara

    @pitbull Next Chiellini :howler: :baus: Although, he did slip and give the ball away in ridiculous fashion to Benfica and they almost scored because of it. Very Chiellini-esque
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    Mattia Caldara

    @Nzoric :dule:
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    Mattia Caldara

    If it is Bobby Boucher, sure... when it's Mattie Caldera, not a chance.
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    Mattia Caldara

    Bro. Even if this kid flops, and Bonucci provides the CL winning long ball assist, retards gonna retard. We'll have forum members saying he only flopped cuz Milan and we sacrificed our future for 1 CL. We doomed to be "worse than Inter, post-Mourinho" as one fine Tuzzer said.
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    Mattia Caldara

    I almost killed myself the day we ended his Atalanta loan. We did all that great work of signing Ronaldo and then ruined our CL chances by signing this empty magma chamber too. Sickening. Good thing Beppe saw the light and bent Milan over to get their captain at a discount. :delpiero:
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    Mattia Caldara

    Bullshit? I still hear from 50% of Tuz that Bonucci cannot play in a back 4 and only does well when both Chiellini and Barzagli are babysitting him. I'm just extending the same assumptions to an even more mediocre CB, Caldara.
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    Mattia Caldara

    He said himself he hasn't played in a back 4 before, and always played in a 3 man backline. I'm just going by his own words. He supplied the noose and hung himself. Don't shoot the messenger.
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    Mattia Caldara

    Caldara is useless. He can't even play in a back 4. Lol at thinking we should keep Caldara and be stuck benching Dybala or Costa so we can accommodate Caldara with a 3-5-2. Lol
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    Mattia Caldara

    I must see this :lol: