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It's all good if he gets away with it.

Good one. +rep.

Here's good one: Christian Vieri “might even get in to the World Cup squad” if he performs for Blackburn, said boss Sam Allardyce. More

These 2 are good also: When Farrah Fawcett passed away, she went to heaven and God promised that He would grant her one wish. Farrah thought long and hard before asking God to save the children……5 minutes later Michael Jackson flatlined. Remember…when you hear that rumble in...

:D

All are great, but the last one is classic. :D

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A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he...

So true.

Two Italian men... A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following. "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come...

Q: If you see a Inter fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bike...

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I gotta improve my Juventish then. :juve1:

Wrong thread :tdown:

The answers gave me whole lot of new ideas. :shifty: Great , ReBel :thumbs:

Q: Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends. ======================================== A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the...

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your...

That would be best selling DVD ever.

He don't looks totally fucked up, he is.

:rofl: Good one , Chxta