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Yuck. I think you just turned me into a faggot. My favorite Snus is the kind where you eat it and you vomit into your girl's pussy and then take a shit on it like it's a goddamn toilet.

Da, hopefully. My favorite snus is the kind that makes your gums bleed.

Yeah we're gonna replace the pipe. But still, hopefully it's just the pipe... I don't know what happened really. Perhaps it was the heat and me pushing the baby a little bit too much today.

Had a little problem with my car today while getting beer for my dad. I accelerated onto a road and all of a sudden I heard a pop and then a swooshing sound. Immediately I knew it was the turbo and when I got home I saw that the piping of the turbo was disconnected at some joint, thus letting...

Oh... sorry for disturbing you. Thanks for picking up, doucheJew. Just had a question regarding turbos but your guess is probably as good as mine.

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Yeah, you know, the good shit. So Zlatan, what is the best tranvestite hooker street in Sarajevo?

Carlo, De dónde eres?

Skoal should ground their dead bodies up and use them as additives for their new line of dip... Classic Anti-Jaw.

Burke, turn on the Copa America matches if you're home from Azizaterrorist's house.

My favorite kind of snus is the kind that tastes like chicken corn chowder.

Oh God, I can't stand Dip. Everytime I think about it it makes me want to vomit. What a disgusting habit.