Search results

Q: Why is Arab air force easy to train? A: Because you only have to teach them to take off :lol:

A father puts his three year old daughter to bed, Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, and God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know...

Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done...

letter to god There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear...

:lol2:

:lol:

:lol:

I got dizzy reading this.

you had to ruin it ehh?

The Advantage of Being an ARAB An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One day, he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden, But he knew he was alone and too old and weak. His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent...

:lol:

:lol:

:lol2:

:lol: good one

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

> >In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a > >tight leather skirt was waiting for the bus. > > > >As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her > >skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first > >step of...

:lol2: good stuff for the two Ahmeds.

:lol2: +rep

nothing new:D

:lol: Mni7a hayde :lol: