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A) People with bad English aren't allowed to address me directly. B) It's sad, and downright scary, that the first person you could think of when you thought about sex was your father. Are you alright? This is a safe place you know, you can talk about anything. C) Go read what JCK said. No...

No yea, that sounds great. Just one quick question though: is this before or after Jesus Christ himself descends upon us from the heavens, goes to Torino, heals Chiellini and all the other injured players, makes Pirlo 5 years younger, gives De Ceglie a fully functioning brain, and grants...

To the morons saying the formation has nothing to do with it: guess the fu.ck what? It's entirely irrelevant. What matters is that the team is in a slump, it's not a one-off, it's a systematic deterioration. Given the fact that we have the most complete squad in the league (I would say most...

Great, a 120-minute game vs. Lazio, which we'll probably lose since we're already depleted and tired, and then we travel to a well-rested Chievo (who just beat Lazio) to get owned there too. Meanwhile, Napoli, Inter, and Milan get a week's rest, and all snap up 3 points next weekend. This is all...

If only Anelka was fit. Damn.

LOLOLOL Conte at it again. We need to hire someone whose soul job is to monitor the shit that comes out of Conte's mouth. Unreal .. I don't care how good you are, or what you've done for the club, the pedigree of Juventus is not something you can fuck with.

That makes close to no sense. We're going to be playing 2 games a week during that period, and CL games against sides like Celtic (English football) are intense. If anything, that's when we'll be at our physical worst. We played mediocre Milan in Juventus stadium, and we paid the price for...

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I can't believe you called that idea great :sergio: A little modesty never hurt anyone. There's another way to describe or explain your idea: "Let's get relegated to Serie B this season! That'll show'em!"

Giovinco probably played so well against Sienna because they were wearing black and white. Don't try to play your little games midget, the geniuses at Juventuz.org can see right through you! Jesus.

Giovinco probably played so well against Sienna because they were wearing black and white. Don't try to play your little games midget, the geniuses at Juventuz.org can see right through you! Jesus.

That lesser player is probably better than all our strikers combined. He would literally be guaranteed starter every single game of the season. It'd be like "Hey, who are the other 10 guys starting alongside Dzeko next Sunday?" I think the best thing we have going for us this summer is that...

One slip up and suddenly he's something we need to worry about ..

I've read that Conte will go 4-3-3 for this one. Buffon Lichtsteiner - Bonnuci - Barzagli - Chiellini Vidal - Pirlo - Marchisio Pepe - Borriello - Vucnic

You don't need to make a fuck the haters day. We just need to keep a list of them, and then when he comes back here and starts banging in goals and helps us win the league and CL, we just wait for them to say "Gio I love you I've always loved you're the fucking bestest ever oh my total gosh make...

I don't understand why you think I'm angry when I laughed at the one good joke that was directed towards me, but fine, I just want you all to know that I am completely and entirely calm and relaxed.

The day I become a member of the Red and Black forums is the day I decide to quit this whole being alive thing and just jump off a building. Hahahahaha! Touche. But for the record, I felt like that insulting question didn't dignify a real answer, which is why I gave the response I did. He...

Haha Materazzi owned. I have an engineering degree.

What the f u c k?! You have a problem with Jews? How fucking racist are you? What a piece of shit forum if things like that are allowed. Please tell me he's going to get an infraction?