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    Mattia Caldara

    Obviously if a critical mass of people from Tuz say it, it means it's true. Right now, Bonucci wanting to be captain is considered a bad thing on Tuz. But tomorrow, or after tomorrow, YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE MORON if you don't think that it's a GREAT THING <3 THE BEST THING <3 COPE. It sounds...
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    Leonardo Bonucci

    Wow! So Bonucci spent a year of his life intentionally weakening an already irrelevant team, JUST FOR US. He then forces Milan's hands to send him back in exchange for a young CB who we are TOTALLY 100% SURE will suck and never amount to anything. Grazi Capitano :cry: Your love for Juve is...
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    Gonzalo Higuaín

    Still time until he signs.
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    Mattia Caldara

    We could've sent them on dry loans if that was a big concern. Big clubs (Madrid) send good young prospects (Morata) on dry loans - or loans with buyback clauses - all the time. We don't always have to be on the receiving end of those loans. Push that narrative all you want, but it was...
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    Gonzalo Higuaín

    Everyone talking like it's a done deal.
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    Mattia Caldara

    We could've come to an arrangement with Milan like: Give us Bonucci, take Higuain for a discount (not 21m) or a forgiving structure like 21m in 3-year installments. Secondly, Milan not being able to find a quality starting CB should NOT be our concern! They'll get someone shit, as they always...
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    Mattia Caldara

    We wouldn't have to pay 40m for Bonucci, just give them Higuain. We could have gotten Bonucci + cash if we played our cards right. - - - Updated - - - Who ever said we need to sell a defender? There's absolutely no reason to sell out of desperation like that as though bankruptcy was around...
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    Mattia Caldara

    Dude are you kidding?! Even in my scenario, Milan take Higuain (happily!) because he's valued (by them) at 54m whereas Bonucci is valued at 40m (last year, at his peak). It's still a net gain for them! There's no need to involve Caldara AT ALL.
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    Mattia Caldara

    I have to tell you, I am impressed with the mental gymnastics you have to go through to convince yourself that somehow, Ronaldo's arrival is DIRECTLY LINKED to Caldara's departure. As though we couldn't somehow managed to have both of them on the same team. Of course if I had to trade...
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    Mattia Caldara

    :lol::lol::lol: Do you really think it would've made a difference? We could have traded Dybala for Davide Santon and people would've still found ways to describe it as a master stroke. Soon after, those few people would've multiplied like locusts, and that retarded opinion would be the...
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    Mattia Caldara

    Why? Haven't you been reading the narrative on Tuz? Caladara sucks now! 2+2=22. Keep repeating that until you know from the bottom of your heart that it's true - then you'll see. You'll understand. You'll be liberated of your pesky "logic" and "critical thinking". Dangerous things to have...
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    Leonardo Bonucci

    No, but then again they're not that much of a circus. I actually can't think of a single player in any big club that has done this. No Barcelona player has ever gone like: "Adios amigos, going to Madrid because I HATE YOU ALL." *Celebrates shit goal he scored against Barcelona* "lolol come...
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    Mattia Caldara

    The true fukcing began last year when they sold us MDS. For money. And if it wasn't bad enough that we paid any amount of money for him at all, we actually paid A LOT OF MONEY for him. Leonadro: "Ummm, excuse me Mr. Juventus, I don't like this toy, take it back and give me this new shiny one...
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    [Friendly] MLS Allstars 1-1* JUVENTUS [August 1st, 2018]

    Giovinco can only beat 100% of the teams that play against him. Just like while he was here, he was only able to do well in the very few minutes he was given. I'm not surprised to see such shitty preemptive excuses. Also not surprised at unwarranted anti-Gio rhetoric and Giobashing. Neither...
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    Mattia Caldara

    Oh okay, I see you have zero appreciation for loyalty then. Zero appreciation for him not wanting to ever play against us. Tell me sir, what other qualities do you find abhorrent? Intelligence? Dignity? What am I talking about - these concepts are clearly alien to you.
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    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Definitely doesn't make Somerville New Jersey and Turin enjoyable. Makes you a target.
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    Mattia Caldara

    Me too. Everything else is obviously retarded, but this FACT is true. He WOULD'VE been amazing for club and country.
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    [Friendly] MLS Allstars 1-1* JUVENTUS [August 1st, 2018]

    A reckoning is upon us. This game will be remembered as Gio's Revenge.
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2017/2018

    LOLOL Costa had an entire 1 quarter of the ENTIRE pitch all to himself and we pass it to Calabria. Bodes well for Madrid.
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2017/2018

    Why are their fans louder than ours?