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  1. Big Bang

    Winter mercato thread 2016-17

    Haha aw shit, I'm sorry. Fair enough yeah, that explains your depressed tone. Keep in mind though we only sell when they ask to leave, not because we need the money. They want to leave to win the CL, and don't think Allegri can do it. If we get a new manager, this might change. I don't think...
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    Paulo Dybala

    HAHAHAH I swear if he asks to leave it'll be the most embarrassing shit ever :lol::lol: And let's be totally clear: it is NOT Moratta's fault if he sells a player that WANTS to get the fuck out. When they say "It's because I want to win the CL", we have the blame the reason they think we CAN'T...
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Dude..:sergio: just stop. Someone said: "Think Allegri should be fired if we get kicked out next round?" You stupidly argued: "It's not his fault, it's Moratta, he's been killing our squad every summer. We need reinforcements," I very politely and matter-of-factly pointed out that you're...
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    Winter mercato thread 2016-17

    ............:sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio::sergio: I'm sorry, what? :sergio:
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Ummm.... Are we taking part in Orwell's 1984 again? Are you literally doing doublethink/doublespeak right now? We were talking about why our midfield isn't good enough to win CL. Go back and read the posts if you want. What else could you mean by "Allan will be good enough"? Good enough for...
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Hahaha that's the crazy thing - it's actually not! Someone actually said that, I can't be bothered to find the post right now but they legit said that. That's not even close to the most retarded thing I've read on here though - although it's preTTy high up there.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Literally people are saying if we buy Allan we'll win the Champions League. I may or may not be a fool, but if you have reservations about the things I say, I assure you your reservations with others on this forum will be greater still. I'm just the guy that opened the door and let fresh air...
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    "Juventus are Juventus, Barcelona are Barcelona and Bayern Munich are Bayern Munich." This is the most correct analysis Allegri has ever made - tactical or otherwise. One of those teams is DEFINITELY not like the others. In the context of: (a) being able to win the CL (b) being a team that...
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    Miralem Pjanić

    Ummm, what are you even talking about right now? What are you actually even saying? James is a world class talent, proved his worth on some of the world's biggest stages, and he would bring outstanding quality to any team's attacking game. Allan is... well.. we can WIN SO MUCH if we have him...
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    Miralem Pjanić

    Allan + Pjanic = we win Trofeo Luigi Berlusconi for sure!!!!! And maybe - just maybe! - we have a real chance at that elusive and illustrious Trofeo Tim OMGGG U GUYS!!! can u imagine?! I know I'm being too crazy optimistic but with Allan + Pjanic + Allegri (?!!?!!?!??!) who says you can't...
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2016/2017

    "Very lacking" high praise.
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2016/2017

    This is amazing. We are a blooper reel.
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2016/2017

    HAHAHAHA park the bus against Chievo! But yeah no, we'll totally win CL. :lol: :lol:
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2016/2017

    Hi. Right here. Mihajlovic can probably retire from coaching, play for us, and score FK's when we have them. He'd still be a shit player overall - compared to Pogba. All this goal does for me is that a) we grind out yet another win and (b) increases his market value when we sell him in the...
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    Juventuz LIVE matches 2016/2017

    This is good. This is great. Things are fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE. Pjanic is great. Allegri is so smarticle. We don't miss Pogba - HA! WHAT A LOSER! "Stop complaining our team is great. We just need Allan and we'll win Champions League next year." - someone said last week, seriously.
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    Miralem Pjanić

    LOLOLOLOL "Pjanic is Pogba's replacement, and that's cool." - someone, earlier this week. He was TOTALLY serious.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    I was so skeptical, I hated myself for falling for temptation and clicking the link, but I laughed so so much.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Notice how you never pointed out any wrong thing I said. I just have an unpopular opinion, different than yours, hence I am an imbecile. The guy who said "Pogba's replacement is unreliable, and that's cool, cause Pogba was unreliable too", he's not an imbecile though? Please. Just stop.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    You're basically describing how I feel about this whole forum. This is why I only come here in bursts, just to see how close/far off the consensus I am. If I stay longer than two days in a row, I would surely die of a brain tumor caused by all the doublethink and doubletalk I would have to use.
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    Massimiliano Allegri

    Reality [read: me] tends to have that effect on people.