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I haven't watched a single minute of Juve this season.

It's a weird one. She seemed more invested than me and would joke about being in a relationship with me. It was only after she learned about my long term relationship that she went colder and then a day later she cuts me off. But there's no point wondering what really happened. On to the next...

I never had a tough guy persona? Tuz knows I'm a sensitive little bitch.

So I'd been seeing this really hot girl for a couple weeks. We had amazing sex, the chemistry was there, fluid back and forth texting with lots of flirting and banter. Easily the hottest chick I've banged. Then suddenly she decides she doesn't want to see me anymore because I'd just come out of...

I had forgotten this feeling

Ffs, I was feeling lots of sympathy :lol: Was about to post some emotional shit alla Scottish to make you feel loved :disagree:

Every redhead I meet seems to be a massive slut and I love it.

These noobs have no idea how this game is played.

:agree: you guys should should meet and OD on fentanyl like proper Scotsmen would do.

Dunno why people fight on Tuz lol. We are all here to have fun but grown men have to fight over the most mundane shit. 1695145440 Thanks for this write up. I was very entertained but I suspect this is just a list of people with no lives outside Tuz.

Dingus Anorexic hoes or obese bitches?

It was.

The guy pooping next to me is orgasming through his bumhole.

You know you wanna smash that chinchulanchas next to Barza.

FIFA is up there too

We should sign Russell Brand

(Verse 1) Juventus, once a giant, now a prepackaged delight, Ever since they changed their brand to "Jj," it's been quite a sight, They used to be all about the beautiful game, pure and true, Now it's all about marketing, like they're selling fast food. (Chorus) Juventus, you used to be so...

Average looking but nice? Except Dua Lipa ofc. She's the only Albanian hottie @ALC

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-66805951 Even his mum had to come out and defend him.

:agree: works every time with the woke 20 year old bishes.