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(Verse 1)
Juventus, once a giant, now a prepackaged delight,
Ever since they changed their brand to "Jj," it's been quite a sight,
They used to be all about the beautiful game, pure and true,
Now it's all about marketing, like they're selling fast food.
(Chorus)
Juventus, you used to be so cool,
Now you're just a prepackaged marketing tool,
The president's affairs and the branding's so absurd,
It's time to bring back the glory, let's spread the word!
(Verse 2)
The president's got secrets, affairs with the marketing guy's wife,
It's like a soap opera drama, messing up their private life,
But they'd rather focus on profits and the dollar signs,
Than on winning games, it's like they've lost their minds.
(Verse 3)
And what's up with Pogba, his haircuts wild and free,
Taking testosterone supplements, just to be a better "he,"
But it's not about the football anymore, it's all for the fame,
It's time for Juventus to get back in the game.
(Chorus)
Juventus, you used to be so cool,
Now you're just a prepackaged marketing tool,
The president's affairs and the branding's so absurd,
It's time to bring back the glory, let's spread the word!
(Outro)
So here's the spicy truth, Juventus, take heed,
You're in the spotlight for the wrong reasons, indeed,
Leave the marketing gimmicks and the scandals behind,
Let's see the old Juventus, the one that used to shine,
It's time to clean house and get back in the game,
Or forever be known for scandal and shame!
ChatGPT is not even as cringe as our marketing.
Juventus, once a giant, now a prepackaged delight,
Ever since they changed their brand to "Jj," it's been quite a sight,
They used to be all about the beautiful game, pure and true,
Now it's all about marketing, like they're selling fast food.
(Chorus)
Juventus, you used to be so cool,
Now you're just a prepackaged marketing tool,
The president's affairs and the branding's so absurd,
It's time to bring back the glory, let's spread the word!
(Verse 2)
The president's got secrets, affairs with the marketing guy's wife,
It's like a soap opera drama, messing up their private life,
But they'd rather focus on profits and the dollar signs,
Than on winning games, it's like they've lost their minds.
(Verse 3)
And what's up with Pogba, his haircuts wild and free,
Taking testosterone supplements, just to be a better "he,"
But it's not about the football anymore, it's all for the fame,
It's time for Juventus to get back in the game.
(Chorus)
Juventus, you used to be so cool,
Now you're just a prepackaged marketing tool,
The president's affairs and the branding's so absurd,
It's time to bring back the glory, let's spread the word!
(Outro)
So here's the spicy truth, Juventus, take heed,
You're in the spotlight for the wrong reasons, indeed,
Leave the marketing gimmicks and the scandals behind,
Let's see the old Juventus, the one that used to shine,
It's time to clean house and get back in the game,
Or forever be known for scandal and shame!
ChatGPT is not even as cringe as our marketing.
