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Pirlo's FKs (overall) have been average this season.

Agreed. It seems we needed a loss to kick our arses into gear.

You're right, it is what we expect almost every game. We had a very good half in general, even though contact with Asamoah was just outside the chalk. Should have had 3 or 4 goals, which I'm happy with. I just don't want to get carried away after 45 minutes of football against a team coming...

Let's not get carried away guys - Genoa are coming 16th and playing terrible football. Good half by expectation standards, although need to build on it in the 2nd.

Fucking lovely by Llorente, Asamoah and Apache!

Pogba has blamed teammates twice for his bad pass. Needs to get over his two shit misses and make up for it rather than bang on everyone else.

He is always reaching for the stars, so yes. Superhorse is a reminder to humankind that anything is possible, even a De Ceglie cross that lands in the box.

Superhorse can play any position.

Why is his full name Mauricio Aníbal Isla Isla? Did his father marry his sister or something? Would explain the shit hairstyle and the fact that he has two left feet.

Why no D's? Oh, that's right, they're in your mouth.

The time is passing slower than our attack.

That bitch. Nah, keep them. Dickcheese is a good replacement for parmesan.

Fucker, my mum doesn't have any hands. She still cooks with her penis, though.

Do you do dirt in sink?

Yep, serious. Translated from some Italian site.

Juventus keen on Motta sale after injury Bianconeri coach, Antonio Conte, has dropped a bombshell on fans around the world ahead of Juventus' home tie with Genoa. Marco Motta, a fringe player for the Old Lady, has suffered a shoulder injury while playing, of all sports, water polo. It is...

Never, and you can't even threaten them with violence. So unrealistic. Still my fave game, though.

Is there a reason for keeping the following sub-forums open? They just take up space on my front page. They haven't been used in like, forever. StrikerMania Events Of The Month Also, can you please remove re-directed threads and unnecessary stickies such as Del Piero & Primavera (Player...

Yes! Get there. You've slipped a handle inside at least twice, haven't you...Admit it.