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    [Europa League] Juventus 1-1 Sevilla [11th May, 2023 21:00 CEST]

    Oh boy, Bonbon is starting. Do you bet on a penalty kick given or a goal conceived due to his butt defending? Is Gatti injured? I don't get how Bonucci gets picked before him tbh
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    [Serie A] Atalanta 0-2 Juventus [7th May, 2023 12:30 CEST]

    I swear that every game where we're in the lead by full time it goes like this- Fourth official: "Mister referee, how many minutes of extra time do you want me to show on the sign?" Merda ref: "Yes."
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    [Serie A] Atalanta 0-2 Juventus [7th May, 2023 12:30 CEST]

    Dusan getting a yellow because our players aren't allowed to score on extra-extra time that was solely given for the opposition
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    I'm hecking surprised the ref didn't blew the whistle just before Dusan's shot! 1683462469 Our players aren't allowed to score according to FIGC
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    Dusan getting paid to keep the viewers rating up, it seems
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    Man, old Pogba would've first touch buried that in the top bin
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    Rabiot got the ball so clearly there that I got scared they might cancel our goal from a few minutes before for that foul. You can never know these days after Milik's tackle.
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    The streams are fine, it's the team that's lagging
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    I think that the only one who benefits from these sort of boring performances is my wife.
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    I think Allegri is secretly a huge anime fan. The only possible explanation for his starting lineups is the timeless line of "this isn't even my final form!". Spoiler alert- the final form is indeed more snooze inducing.
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    [Serie A] Bologna 1-1 Juventus [30th April, 2023 20:45 CEST]

    Yes, you have to be mature and calm and collected. Why not have a little hop and skip before you shoot while you're at it!
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    [Serie A] Bologna 1-1 Juventus [30th April, 2023 20:45 CEST]

    Many times I've seen people defending Allegri, saying that we get our chances and we just don't take them. Leaving the missed penalty aside, I think it's pretty clear (and iirc it's even been confirmed once) that Allegri does not have attacking training, or at least so little it doesn't matter...
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    Gotta let him cook
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    I've never seen a bunch of players try harder not to score a goal. And I've been watching Dusan this entire season
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    Why do our players hate our club? Or maybe Allegri plays our forwards so deep that Milik thought that he's hecking Jurginho
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    [Serie A] Juventus 0-1 Napoli [23rd April, 2023 20:45 CEST]

    I'm not sure. Otherwise Japan's goal vs Germany in the WC would've been a clear cut without the ref having to check it. I may possibly be wrong there, but heck I'm fuming so I'm allowed a mistake.
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    [Serie A] Juventus 0-1 Napoli [23rd April, 2023 20:45 CEST]

    Round 37's game vs Meelan can decided who goes to UCL next year. At least I hope it does and that's it's still a contest, seeing how poor we are lately. Can easily blow it up by then.
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    [Serie A] Juventus 0-1 Napoli [23rd April, 2023 20:45 CEST]

    I'm not saying Dusan's goal was legit, but it wasn't even checked. It was close enough and the linesman was on the other side of the goal iirc. That justifies at least a check. But hell naw
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    [Serie A] Juventus 0-1 Napoli [23rd April, 2023 20:45 CEST]

    Every Juve goal is disallowed until proven legal. Every goal vs. Juve is allowed unless even the ref can't hide the fact it was illegal. Serie hA
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    Juventus - LIVE matches 2022-23

    It's one of his first goals. Well an assist at least