"...Wenn in "Kiss goodnight" eine kindliche Vocoder-Piepsstimme "Why don't you stay? / Let's play / Can't think of a better way to end the day / Let's fuck" in den Raum wirft, bleibt nur noch der ungläubige Blick auf den Player..."
None of those two, I'd just be nervous as fuck :P...then again i'll always be i guess :D
On a serious note - it'd feel strange. Meet her because you know someone who knows someone who knows her? Like she hasn't anything better to do than meet up with a stranger tuz fuck for no reason. If you meet her backstage or prior a show, fine. But like that? Not a fan.
God knows i'd find it weird (and annoying) if i was a star and supposed to meet a stranger fan like that.
"Im letzten Jahr war ich auch ständig kaputt, bin am liebsten einfach nur so rumgelegen. Weiß auch nicht, war halt so. Gibt so Jahre. Obwohl, manchmal war ich auch nicht kaputt, aber meistens hab ich mich dann einfach trotzdem hingelegt, weil ich dachte: “Ach, wennde erst mal liegst, kommt das Kaputtsein schon von ganz alleine.”
Should check em out. Most of them are short stories, making his books ideal for a quick read in the subway, bus, or whatever public transport you use. His humor isn't for everyone though.