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What's up Burke, time won't stop flying.

I literally invited myself at his place for a whole weekend. I remember texting him : "I am in America, I can come sleep at your place, yes? It is niiiice!!" I think he mistook my Borat for genuine enthusiasm and said okay kind of awkwardly. Two days later there he was, picking me up at the...

Damn, I missed Nick. Nick, I wanted you to know that I passed by New Rochelle last month but I couldn't find any mean streets. Also, the Pado says hi and "I really miss that little gnome".

109 639 posts. One hundred thousand, six hundred and thirty nine. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

5 years on, PD is back in power in Padoville. Actually I had a bit of a misconception about the city. Padova has indeed been growing impressively (by Italian standards), it is an erudite city, sort of a Bologna of Veneto region. The troglodytes are actually to be found in neighbouring Verona...

Season 1 I found phenomenal, season 2 I thought they were running in circles so stopped watching. Im surprised it got so big outside Italy, half the enjoyment for me comes from the Neapolitan dialect, rightfully classified as UNESCO World heritage. Must congrat with the authors for managing to...

About twice a year yes.

That’s a difficult question, but think of it like Nero's Theatre in Naples. It's under there. Over time it was converted into a necropolis for great posters of times gone by, then into a rubbish dump before finally being swallowed up by post-Renaissance stratification. Only there's never been a...

Hey sally how are you. You know I really thought and think to this day that Islam is one appallingly retrograde ideology, but then I moved back to Europe after 7 straight years and by GOD have we turned FAST into a blob of trash-headed troglodytes, let's be honest we deserve what's coming at us...

Posé en caleçon sur le lit, j'me fais chier, y a rien à faire. Le ventilateur ronronne au plafond sans conviction, laissant s'échapper un semblant de fraîcheur. - On sort? J'me fais chier là. - Gnaaa gnaaa gnaaaa...Narbé il veut sortir wesh, mais où? Gnaaa gnaaa gnaaa.. - Je sais pas, on est à...

L'accento piemunteis lo riconobbi sin dalla terza parola, anzi sin dalla prima sillaba, da quel modo unico di accentuare la "o" e la "e". Mentre parlava, l'uomo nascondeva la bocca con l'altra mano come i gangsters americani che sanno di essere spiati dal FBI. "Pronto….sì sì siamo stati a Roma...

Tieguanyin, to start your day in pole position. - - - Updated - - - You know that shit they call coffee and sell to the tourists in China? Same thing in Italy, only with tea.

lol, what an Arno

De flammekes van't schip zonder de michel, de verschuur?? Voor het neuken keuken met het schop van een konijn in het waterzooiketjes?? In het stoemmeling al nu ook maar?? Op het sportpaleis van de twerpenaaren nu al bezig??? En daar naartoe gewoon eraf?? Potverdouille van een zotte zivereer...

Hi all, me and my cousin Padovenustiano Carrambolaro are traveling from Litang through Chongqing, Abdul Derby and Helsinki for the Juventus-Sassuolo game, we're looking for grotesque pears and a seat on terzo anello, will there be any piss balloons?