Zlatan's Provoking Quotes (2 Viewers)

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
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#43
++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++


You want arrogant? I'll give you arrogant. The fact that Del Piero assumes everyone still likes him after pushing us all to buy his water which he recommends through talking to a bird on national television :fero:
Hahaha what a cheesy commercial
 

Ascension

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2005
1,882
#45
Zlatan should be the US President with those balls. :D

Honestly I think this guy is enriching football with some much needed comedy. Just like Mourinho.

Imagine what would happen if Zlatan ever played under Mourinho... :D:D
 

Gep

The Guv'nor
Jun 12, 2005
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#46
What is your dream? (April 2005, Uefa Magazine)
"My dream is to win the Champions League. Everybody wants to win it, but only the best can"

What is the main difference between Ajax and Juventus? (Januari 2005)
"The main difference between Ajax and Juventus is that at Juventus you have a lot of world-class players who are the finished article"

Zlatan na de wedstrijd tegen NAC waar de Zweed een wereldgoal scoorde (Augustus 2004)
Zlatan: "There's only one Zlatan"

Zlatan na de brand in de spelerbus en da overwinning op FC Groningen (Oktober 2003)
Zlatan: "Not even fire can stop us"

About the final rounds of Eredivisie, with Ajax in a comfortable lead. (April 2004)
Reporter: "Do you think it's even possible for Ajax to lose nine points in nine games?"
Zlatan: "According to my calculations it is possible to lose nine points in only three games."

At the press conference after the game against England. (2004)
Reporter: "You´we got some scars in your face, Zlatan. What has happened?"
Zlatan: "Well...I don´t know...you´ll have to ask your wife about that"

"Is your playing style Swedish or Yugoslavian? (TV3 Denmark, 2003). "It's Zlatan-style."

Vragen tijdens zijn schorsing:
Als antwoord op de vraag “wordt je niet gek van de mensen die aan je hoofd zeuren dat je moet scoren?”: Ik leer het wel. Ze helpen me tenminste herinneren zodat ik het niet vergeet!

In VI Juli 2003:
Over de slechte kritiek die hij kreeg toen hij tegenover wereldverdedigers stond:
Ik ben nog maar 21 jaar! Hallo, heet ik Maradonna?

Op de Ajaxchat:
Op de vraag: ”do you have a pet?” Antwoorde hij: Yes Joey Didulicia!

Vragen tijdens zijn schorsing:
Als antwoord op de vraag “wordt je niet gek van de mensen die aan je hoofd zeuren dat je moet scoren?”: Ik leer het wel. Ze helpen me tenminste herinneren zodat ik het niet vergeet!

In VI juli 2003:
Zlatan over Sonck toen hij net bij Ajax kwam: “Ik weet nog hoe moeilijk ik het in het begin heb gehad en daarom zal ik er alles aan doen om ervoor te zorgen dat hij zich snel thuisvoelt bij Ajax. Ik ga hem alleen niet mijn basisplaats geven”

Op de Ajaxchat:
Als antwoord op de vraag: “what did you learned from Mido?” Arabian music!

Zlatan about the rumour that he bought a super-Porsche. (Aftonbladet, Nov 28, 2002)
- Absolutely not. I have ordered a plane. It is much faster.

What would you name your son? (Chat on Ajax.nl, Aug 26, 2002)
- Zlatan jr.

In the pause before extra time in the game against Senegal in the World Cup, Magnus Hedman pulled down his pants to get a pain-relieving shot. Zlatan said: (July, 2002)
- What is this? Remember I'm only 20 years old.

Zlatan about how time stopped as he stood waiting on the side line to come in against Argentina in the World Cup. (Aftonbladet, July, 2002)
- You could have punched me in the face, I wouldn't have noticed.

How many one night stands have you had in total? (VR, June, 2002)
- I don't do that stuff. For me it is romance and love...right?

About if his new haircut in the World Cup was inspired by Magnus Hedman. (Aftonbladet, May 2002):
"No, I just went in and cut my hair and this is what I looked like when I came out."


About where he comes up with his moves. (Expressen, May 2002):
"They just come, I promise. It is nothing that I plan."

Answer to critizism from John Carew that Zlatan's moves are pointless. (VG, April 2002):
"What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange." (meaning that Carew doesn't come close to having the same technical skills as Zlatan)

"Is there anything in the world that could stop you from becoming no 1 in the world?" (2001):
"An injury."

About being able to walk in to a car outlet and be able to buy any car you want (from "Blådårar 2") (2002):
"You'll have to get used to it."

On his move on Stephane Henchoz of Liverpool (there has been some doubts whether his move was on Henchoz or Hyypiä):
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog."

On the question what his girlfriend got when they got engaged:
"What she got? She got Zlatan."

"Which is the club of your dreams?" (2001):
"Real Madrid, Barcelona, and I have always liked Inter."

On humbleness:
"I am like (Muhammad) Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it."


"Have you got any more idols (apart from Ali)?" (2001):
"Maradona, on the pitch."

On the question whether he would dribble defender Chivu, one of his teammates:
"I would dribble him. But he is still the best I have met."

About growing up after five months with Ajax:
"You can't be a clown all the time."

About being stuck on the Ajax bench:
"My time will come."

"Who is the most beautiful girl in the world?" (2001):
"I haven't met her yet, but when I do, I will date her."

About the relation to Ajax coach Co Adriaanse:
"I often think back to the feeling I had when I just started over here. I was a tiger, ready to face the world. Adriaanse gave me the feeling I am player you use for only ten minutes. I am full of ambition to become that tiger again."

About Hasse Borg of Malmö FF:
"Hasse keeps telling me I wouldn't have made it if I hadn't met him. But he always brags. I would have made tunnels on him all the time." (laugh)

To Malmö FF coach Michael Andersson during practice:
"Do you think that you are my mother?"

Answer to the question "If I say Anders Svensson and Kim Källström, what do you say?":
"Zlatan."

Answer to the question "What are you NOT going to say when you meet your teammates in Ajax for the first time?":
"I am Zlatan, who the hell are you?"

On Malmö FF's return to the first division (2002):
"I will strike like lightning in Allsvenskan."
 

Akerman

Senior Member
Oct 20, 2005
864
#48
He's just joking around. I've been following him since the early days in MFF, although I'm an AIK-fan. He has an attitude of Muhammed Ali, in that he makes himself seem arrogant and selfish while he really is not. It's just jokes guys.
 
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Rami

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
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  • Thread Starter #50
    ++ [ originally posted by Akerman ] ++
    He's just joking around. I've been following him since the early days in MFF, although I'm an AIK-fan. He has an attitude of Muhammed Ali, in that he makes himself seem arrogant and selfish while he really is not. It's just jokes guys.
    Welcome Akerman...just one question to set things straight.

    Are you a Juventini or a Zlatini??:D
     

    lestat_1987

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    Aug 31, 2005
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    #54
    ++ [ originally posted by Torkel ] ++
    Zlatan is the coolest player in the game today. Love the guy.
    yeah, that´s true. aybe he is mourinhos small brother.
    would anyone say that he has the `potential to become the best player in the world?
     

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