Zlatan's Provoking Quotes (2 Viewers)

[Rami]

After the "WTF is wrong with Zlatan" I bring you this. The more I look into this guys personality the more I realize how bad ass he is

-During the game between England and Sweden in 2004, some tension between Zlatan and Becky arose. After the match and during the press conference, a English reporter asked Zlatan trying to provoke him: "Zlatan, there are some scars on your face, how did that happen?". So, Zlatan answered "Honestly I don't know....but if you insist...you can ask your wife"


-In WC 2002 second round match between Sengal and Sweden, and during the extra time break, Zlatan was feeling some pain in his thigh, so Hedman went to him and wanted to see his condition by pulling his shorts down...so Zlatan goes "Hey remember I am only 20"

-When critisized by John Carew he said " What he can do with a football, I can do with an orange"

-During his days at Ajax, he was asked about how he totally made a fool out of Sami Hyppia he said "Its nothing...I went left, he went left...I went right, he went right...I went back left, he went to buy a hotdog"

-Before going to Ajax, he was asked what will you NOT say to your new teammates...he replied "I am Zlatan...who the hell are you?"

 

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[3pac]

he is so cool

everyday i like the poster above my bed more and more

 

[Zé Tahir]

++ [ originally posted by Rami ] ++
-During the game between England and Sweden in 2004, some tension between Zlatan and Becky arose. After the match and during the press conference, a English reporter asked Zlatan trying to provoke him: "Zlatan, there are some scars on your face, how did that happen?". So, Zlatan answered "Honestly I don't know....but if you insist...you can ask your wife"

 

[3pac]

sorry rami but i think that "WTF is wrong with zlatan" left room for more intelligent scientific and medical debate

 

[Rami]

And we all know who to thank for that!!

 

[3pac]

it was a good debate and was a healthy discussion for the forum

 

[Rami]

looool

It had nothing to do with anything medical or scientific!

 

[3pac]

i guess it was just another potential DP vs ZLATAN debate then

 

[Rami]

Stop ruining my threads you *****:fero:

 

[3pac]

i dont really have anything useful to contribute to this forum, as i really don't know much about juve altogether, so i'll just continue to work against it

 

[3pac]

here, on topic

i think zlatan once answered a reporter who asked if it was true that he bought a new porsche by saying "no, ive bought a plane, it is much faster"

 

[Rami]

Thats more like it

Ya i thought of putting it up there...but its not really provoking

 

[3pac]

k, well i once read that after zlatan scored his goal against brescia at the beginning of last year he went to DP screaming " YEA B****, WHOS GOT THE BIGGER COCK NOW?! "


provoking enough?

 

[Rami]

figment of your imagination Seba??

That tiara isn't as innocent as it looks huh?

 

[3pac]

it has a mind of its own

 

[Zé Tahir]

++ [ originally posted by Sir Sebastian ] ++
k, well i once read that after zlatan scored his goal against brescia at the beginning of last year he went to DP screaming " YEA B****, WHOS GOT THE BIGGER COCK NOW?! "


provoking enough?

are u serious? was he joking?

 

[Rami]

++ [ originally posted by Zé Tahir ] ++


are u serious? was he joking?

I believe the tiara was joking

 

[3pac]

++ [ originally posted by Zé Tahir ] ++


are u serious? was he joking?

:LOL:


i love zlatan. not as a player, just because hes a badass 6'5 swedish/bosnian guy

 

[Zé Tahir]

bastard

 

[3pac]

now, in the official del piero thread i said DP should fight zlatan. it HAS to be over the size of their ****s