hmm. i like fish. particularly goldfish. you buy 'em. $1. You feed 'em. one week later: THEYRE DEAD. but the fun you had for one week is priceless, trying to teach these dumb fish to follow your finger. but my mom i think made a world record. she kept alive a gold fish for THREE YEARS!!!!!
you know i dont really like dogs, and cats. you have to take care of them too much. see fish are the best pets. they are mans best friend. you buy em. feed em when you want. and when your friends come over you can show em off, and say you bought for thousands of bucks.