here's how i refer to players
Ronaldo: Ronnie the bunny
Ronaldo (with patch of hair on the forehead): that toilet brush
Nedved: Mister duracell / Needo Veeedo
Zambro: Mister everywhere
Gullit: Moppy
Emre: Little boy
Canizares: Batman
Fredie Ljungberg (with red harir): The red rooster
Ronaldinho: that buck tooth donkey....hee horrr
Rivaldo: Banana face <----- i don't dislike him, but his face is really curved like a banana
Totti: Tortoise