++ [ originally posted by Blandest
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Maybe this can help your decision. I guess it depends what your looking for a man
Belgians: mad, boring.
Frenchmen: arrogant, chauvinistic, garlic-breathed.
Germans: humourless, ruthless, efficient, greedy.
Spaniards: lazy, hot-tempered, bloodthirsty.
Irishmen: drunk, lazy, self-pitying, dishonest.
Italians: volatile, sleazy, vain.
Swedes: sex-obsessed, robotic, conformist.
Greeks: smelly, hirsute, untrustworthy.
Austrians: fat, wannabe Germans.
Finns: pessimistic, sun-starved, suicidal.
Dutchmen: clog-wearing, tulip-fancying dope addicts.
Portuguese, Danes, Luxembourgeoise: too insignificant to bother about.
The Brits: upright, honest, fair-minded (excluding the Scots, who are mean and belligerent, and the Welsh, who are blathering windbags)
- Tom Utley (The Daily Telegraph)
lol just kidding.