My ideal female specimen : the irresistible ciociara. Originally to be found in the stretch of land extending from Rome to Naples, but in fact present in most of the Southern bit of the Beautiful Boot. Strong-minded, proud, dedicated, faithful, colourful, graceful, expressive, creative, passionate, voluptuous, callipygian (i.e. great ass). Can cause strong addiction. 9/10
The rest, based on my personal experience :
French : charming (when speaking the « langue de Molière »), tasteful, physically attractive. Well-balanced overall, but can be deceptive. 7/10
German : resolute, both intriguing and uninspiring, discreet. Lacks refinement in her manners. 6/10
British : strong-minded, cordial, humorous. Stiff upper lip when clean, incredibly tarty when drunk. Bad culture, worse taste. 6/10.
Dutch : jovial, reasonable, athletic, (thanks to all the cycling and despite the terrible culinary habits). Lacks a bit of originality. Unintentionally spits in your face when talking. 7/10
Belgian : versatile, restless, enigmatic. Hardly boring and physically interesting. 7/10
Scandinavian : independent, spontaneous, fair-minded, physically beautiful though stereotyped. 7,5/10 (extra half-point for the Danes though : 8/10)
Spaniard : proud, straightforward, stubborn, charismatic, graceful, jealous. 7/10
Russian : ****ty to the bone, unpredictable, appealing. Ideal for a one-night stand. 7/10
Czech : forward yet mysterious. Tolerant, intriguing, very cultured. Can be lethal. 8/10
Hungarian : cf Czech but cheaper and less cultured. 7/10
Polish : cf German (the Poles will hate me for that). 6,5/10
Ex-Yugoslavia : determined, proud, sensual, vengeful. 7/10
American : curious, friendly, spontaneous, superficial. 7/10
Mexican : jolly, passionate, apparently candid but can be very treacherous. 7/10
Brazilian : as cheap as a Russian, sex-appealing, callipygean, frivolous. 7/10
Cuban : cf Brazilian. 100 euros for one night. 7/10
Japanese : naive, cute, tidy, submissive. Doesn’t get my humour most of the time. 7/10
Indonesian : respectful, friendly, discreet, good for all occasions. 7/10
Iranian : the Persian equivalent of the Italian « ciociara ». Caution : wear sunglasses when looking her in the eyes for risk of instant blindness. 9/10.