Inspired from the Everton fan thread, this is a french article i took the time to translate. I hope the members here come up with more of them.
- Your conception of football is to win.
- Your philosophy is that all means are good to get there.
- You consider that tattoos, earrings and fancy haircuts, it's very good when you play in Naples. But to sign in Turin, one must first know how to wear a suit.
- Having been among your employees the most illustrious Omar Sivori, Mauro Camoranesi and David Trezeguet, you know, inside you, that the UN is lying: Yes, Argentina is an Italian colony.
- Football brings you closer to art. You have discovered the Renaissance painters with Robert "Raffael" Baggio and Alessandro "Pinturicchio" Del Piero, contemporary art with Daniel Buren.
- You think the Golden Ball of Cannavaro is justified, even though you would have given to Gigi Buffon.
- At night when you sleep, you remember that with 14 million supporters in Italy and millions of other in the rest of world. Juventus is the main political force in Italy.
- Durant the agitation of the left in the dark years , your favorite slogan was: " “Il potere deve essere bianconero”. Power must be black and white".:
- You always support the old ladies cross the traffic lights.
- You despise Berlusconi, this vulgar upstart who has dared to come one day in the city of Agnelli driving a Mercedes.
- - You despise Massimo Moratti, the president who can not bear to stand in the stands.
- You despise all Italian clubs who do not have two stars on the jersey.
- Therefore, you despise all Italian clubs.
- You do not like to see Torino in Serie B, because it deprives you of six points in the season.
- You refuse to pronounce the name of Antonio Di Natale since he refused to sign for Juventus.
- You know we never say no to Juventus.
- Of your miserable attempts to climb a rock band in high school, there was one called Gaetano Scirea.
You think Luciano Moggi is above all someone who is very knowledgeable in football.
- Between 1994 and 2004, you smoked a little cigar brand Belgian Mercator. As your coach, Marcello Lippi.
- Since last summer, you practice speaking with a broken voice. As your coach, Antonio Conte.
- You know that if there were any justice in this world, Juventus would be more than five Champion Clubs' Cups.
- You can not stop from thinking about the word association Birindelli Zalayeta-extra time-as soon as you see FC Barcelona playing at Camp Nou.
- You know by heart the family tree of the Agnelli family.
- You know by heart the names of 39 victims of Heysel.
- You know that plane crashes, things like that happen in life.
- Besides, you always say with a smirk.
- You know the perfect score is not a 8-2 or a 5-5, 2-0 or even a sharp and clear. No, the perfect score is a 0-0, Because it means that no one has made a mistake.
- You drive in Fiat, you have an Ariston refrigerator, you get dressed in Kappa and you almost bought a New Holland tractor.
- You find that there is not much more class than fans who meet up at their place of work, in other words the FIAT factory in Turin.
- On Sunday, you search the markets to find TVs that only work in black and white.
- like Jacques Tati, you find that "too much color distracts the viewer".
- The only flowers that you tolerate in your house, are roses.
- You consider Thierry Henry a mediocre left back.
- You consider Del Piero as the greatest player in history of football.
- By the way you love to remember that the best goal in history of football is the goal that was disallowed:
- Your conception of football is to win.
- Your philosophy is that all means are good to get there.
- You consider that tattoos, earrings and fancy haircuts, it's very good when you play in Naples. But to sign in Turin, one must first know how to wear a suit.
- Having been among your employees the most illustrious Omar Sivori, Mauro Camoranesi and David Trezeguet, you know, inside you, that the UN is lying: Yes, Argentina is an Italian colony.
- Football brings you closer to art. You have discovered the Renaissance painters with Robert "Raffael" Baggio and Alessandro "Pinturicchio" Del Piero, contemporary art with Daniel Buren.
- You think the Golden Ball of Cannavaro is justified, even though you would have given to Gigi Buffon.
- At night when you sleep, you remember that with 14 million supporters in Italy and millions of other in the rest of world. Juventus is the main political force in Italy.
- Durant the agitation of the left in the dark years , your favorite slogan was: " “Il potere deve essere bianconero”. Power must be black and white".:
- You always support the old ladies cross the traffic lights.
- You despise Berlusconi, this vulgar upstart who has dared to come one day in the city of Agnelli driving a Mercedes.
- - You despise Massimo Moratti, the president who can not bear to stand in the stands.
- You despise all Italian clubs who do not have two stars on the jersey.
- Therefore, you despise all Italian clubs.
- You do not like to see Torino in Serie B, because it deprives you of six points in the season.
- You refuse to pronounce the name of Antonio Di Natale since he refused to sign for Juventus.
- You know we never say no to Juventus.
- Of your miserable attempts to climb a rock band in high school, there was one called Gaetano Scirea.
You think Luciano Moggi is above all someone who is very knowledgeable in football.
- Between 1994 and 2004, you smoked a little cigar brand Belgian Mercator. As your coach, Marcello Lippi.
- Since last summer, you practice speaking with a broken voice. As your coach, Antonio Conte.
- You know that if there were any justice in this world, Juventus would be more than five Champion Clubs' Cups.
- You can not stop from thinking about the word association Birindelli Zalayeta-extra time-as soon as you see FC Barcelona playing at Camp Nou.
- You know by heart the family tree of the Agnelli family.
- You know by heart the names of 39 victims of Heysel.
- You know that plane crashes, things like that happen in life.
- Besides, you always say with a smirk.
- You know the perfect score is not a 8-2 or a 5-5, 2-0 or even a sharp and clear. No, the perfect score is a 0-0, Because it means that no one has made a mistake.
- You drive in Fiat, you have an Ariston refrigerator, you get dressed in Kappa and you almost bought a New Holland tractor.
- You find that there is not much more class than fans who meet up at their place of work, in other words the FIAT factory in Turin.
- On Sunday, you search the markets to find TVs that only work in black and white.
- like Jacques Tati, you find that "too much color distracts the viewer".
- The only flowers that you tolerate in your house, are roses.
- You consider Thierry Henry a mediocre left back.
- You consider Del Piero as the greatest player in history of football.
- By the way you love to remember that the best goal in history of football is the goal that was disallowed:
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