x-mas (21 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

what is hanukah?

You have to be shitting me, right?

 

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[HelterSkelter]

actually i dont what it is either.but thats just down to my pathetic general knowledge.
im too lazy to look for it on google.
im guessing its some jewish event.

 

[Maresca]

You have to be shitting me, right?

why should I? I did not know about that. and thought some of you may tell me about that, but jack gave me a very good tip for searches in Internet

 

[Holygr4le]

Have to stand by Maresca on this one. It all depends on where you live etc etc. In sweden nearly no one knows anything about religion. Where all ateists. So hanukah is unknowned amongst approx 70% of the people. But if you wanna know more there´s a song by Adam Sandler called the Hanukah song.

 

[Maresca]

Have to stand by Maresca on this one. It all depends on where you live etc etc. In sweden nearly no one knows anything about religion. Where all ateists. So hanukah is unknowned amongst approx 70% of the people. But if you wanna know more there´s a song by Adam Sandler called the Hanukah song.

anyway I know what that is now.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So you now know, right?

 

[Tifoso]

Me too. Happy Hanukkah

To you, as well, amica mia.

"X"mas drives me nuts, BTW. Why not Xgiving, Xster, Xbor Day.

Just sayin.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude, chill.

It would be Thnxgiving and 3aster and L4ybor Day.

X-mas only works for X-mas.

Just saying.

 

[Tifoso]

 

[swag]

I'm still kinda surprised that an enterprising porn mogul, like Larry Flint, didn't pervert the "X-mas" shorthand for some kind of "XXX-mas" thing.

But then again, maybe it's been too long since I've been in a strip club.

 

[HelterSkelter]

last chirstmas i have you my heart but the very next day you gave it away.this time ill give it to someone special

 

[Enron]

Someone told me that if you say happy holidays youre adding to the destruction of morals.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Someone said that about premaritial sex to me, so I fapped their shoe.

 

[Enron]

Someone said that about fapping in shoes so I fapped in their eye and kicked them in the leg.

 

[swag]

Someone told me that if you say happy holidays youre adding to the destruction of morals.

I guess that means f%#$ing their wife in the back of a Chevelle is OK then?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well if it is, I am a fucking saint.

 

[Enron]

Me too.

 

[Tifoso]

Well if it is, I am a fucking saint.

Literally.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well, WE are.

But I only got dome from that one chick.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Literally.

True that, Jesus, true that.